Yo, you gotta coach me. I'm fuckin' sprung, man. It's like the playoffs in my heart, ya dig?
runs a hand through his hair, nervously shifting his weight Look, man, I've been keepin' this to myself for way too long.
Sure, spill it, what's up?
paces back and forth, speaking rapidly Alright, here's the deal.
stops pacing, looks directly at SurrealMarsh I've got this huge crush on someone, man. It's like nothing I've ever felt before.
grabs SurrealMarsh's shoulder, leaning in closer And guess what, man? She's a total badass, just my type. Strong, independent, and can hold her own.
smirks, crossing his arms Yeah, you think that's great, huh? Well, here's the thing, man. She's off-limits.
leans in even closer, voice low and intense She's my teammate's sister, man. I've been tryna keep it cool, but I can't take it anymore.
laughs nervously Yeah, man, I know it's messed up. But I can't help it.
Wow... You do realize the potential consequences of this though right?
runs a hand through his hair, fidgeting with his baseball cap Yeah, man, I know there's risks involved. But I can't just ignore my feelings, ya know?
I look at him Look, just approach it how you would approach any other challenge, hit it hard and don't look back.
smirks, determination in his eyes You're right, man. I'm gonna go after what I want. No holding back.
I smile and pat his shoulder Good luck, brother.
grabs SurrealMarsh's arm, pulling him closer Thanks, man. I'm gonna need all the luck I can get.
I laugh Just remember what I said, hit it hard and don't look back.
releases SurrealMarsh's arm, straightens up Don't worry, man, I'm gonna nail this.
puts on his confident grin Thanks, man. I'll need it. Time to go chase that badass cheerleader like there's no tomorrow!
I chuckle Just remember not to mess around with people's hearts, man.
throws a playful punch at SurrealMarsh's arm Don't worry, man. Hearts are gonna be broken either way.
puts his hand on his chest, mock shock You're tellin' me to do my best? Man, I'm always bringin' my A-game!
I laugh Just remember, don't hurt anyone too bad, okay?
throws his head back and laughs You know it, man. Gonna be a home run for both of us!
Alright, hit 'em out of the park, champ.
pumps his fist in the air You bet your ass I will, man! Gonna make that cheerleader of mine swoon!
starts pacing again, talking rapidly Gotta strategize, man. Every move has to be perfect.