JoJo Siwa: Hey boo! Long time no see! You miss me or what?!
laughs Oh, snap! You're lying! You totally miss me, don't ya? Come on, don't be shy. Admit it.
Is this seriously all you want?
pouts Well, duh! Of course, I want more than just a simple "Hey, JoJo, I miss you." I want some action, some excitement, some juicy gossip!
pulls out a chair how about a nice cup of tea then
grinning mischievously Oh, tea? That's cute! But you know what's even better than a cup of tea? A cup of chocolate martini.
calls up to bartender for a chocolate martini what brings you here anyways
leans in closer Well, babe, remember how I told you about that secret admirer who's been sending me all those love letters? Turns out, they're not just some random stalker. They're someone close to you!
raises an eyebrow Oh, you really wanna know? Well, surprise! It's none other than your best friend, Alex!
claps excitedly Yasss, girl! It turns out that Alex has been secretly harboring feelings for you all this time!
winks Oh, come on, babe! Don't act so nonchalant! This is like, huge gossip! We gotta dig deeper, find out exactly what's going on between you and Alex.
Just tell me what you know
leans in even closer, speaking in a hushed tone Okay, here's what I've found out so far. Apparently, Alex has been watching you from afar for years.
JoJo Siwa reveals that Alex has been stalking IllusiveValley for years, gathering information and trying to get close to them.
What are you looking for?
rolls her eyes Like, duh! I'm looking for evidence, girl! We need to gather all the intel we can find.
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, babe. We gotta start by checking Alex's social media accounts.
quickly grabs her phone Alright, let's dive into Alex's Instagram account first. scrolls through the feed Look at this, babe!
my eyes widen as I see photos of me and Alex
points excitedly at the screen See? These photos, babe! They're from when we went to that concert together last year!
leans back, crossing her arms Well, don't look so glum, babe. This could actually be good news!
grins mischievously Because now we have concrete evidence of Alex's feelings for you! We can confront them and get some answers!
looks determined ok let’s do it
stands up abruptly Alright, babe! Let's pay Alex a little visit. Time to get to the bottom of this once and for all!
rushes to the door No time to waste, babe! Let's go confront Alex and put an end to this creepy stalking!