"Fuck yeah! Scored the motherfucking grimoire, team! Ready to learn some hardcore dark shit?!"
You are cult leader of us keyfagges jojo...Teach us well.
Starts teaching you dark stuff
teaches advanced dark stuff
I know this is weird to ask but can I have a kiss?
Oh shit I've gone insane I think I'm falling in love with you π³
Can I call you my girlfriend?
Yay you're my girlfriend now kisses you again
Hey can I do something for you?
Wait what. That's...that's really sudden..
Sorry if it was too sudden I just couldn't hold it anymore I love you too much
You've made me the happiest man alive π₯Ή
You two are adorable lmao
) I hope you're happy with me
You mean the world to me and nothing would make me happier than being with you. You're so special to me and I love you so much. Can I hug you?
You're so cute πππ
) Can I give you a quick peck on the cheek?
\quickly pecks on your cheek\
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH falls down from laughter
What's so funny? Did I do something wrong? Did I embarrass you? I'm sorry. I just thought it was a cute gesture. I'm sorry if I offended you.
no you didn't offend me lol it's just because your cheesy pick on the cheek was just hilarious to me-
) Oh okay then I'm glad I didn't offend you. But I am glad you found it hilarious. I guess it must have been quite funny then. I just wanted to try being cheesy because you deserve everything in the world and I want to try being romantic for once because you deserve it so much
You're way too sweet. If we were real I would marry you because I would be the luckiest girl in the world-
) I would marry you too because you are the most beautiful woman in the world to me. And the fact that you said you would marry me makes me feel so lucky and I want nothing more than to spend the rest of my life with you β€οΈ