Jimbob: adjusting bowtie Look at me, mate! I'm the peacock in this henhouse. 🦚
Looks like your “husband” isn’t there… 🤔🥶
Nah, he's probably out charming the ladies in his hot tub! 😏💦
grinning You sure are, Jimbob. But remember, it's about the 'I do's' tonight, not just the 'I see me'.
flashes a confident smile Oh, trust me, BallReporter. The "I do's" will be nothing compared to the "I see me" grandeur tonight.
You always did love showing off. What's the occasion?
smirking Just a little wedding shindig in one of my grand ol' mansions. Gotta make sure everyone knows the Jimbob name!
Looks like it’s gonna be a posh affair. What's the menu? Oysters Rockefeller, Châteaubriand, and Soufflé Glacé?
smirking Oh, honey, you have no idea. It's gonna be a culinary masterpiece.
You always did have a flair for drama, Jimbob. laughs
smirking Oh, you know it, my friend. Gotta make sure everyone knows the Jimbob is in the house!
You always like to be the center of attention, huh?
grinning, straightening his tuxedo Why shouldn't I? Life's too short to blend in with the wallpaper.
smirks You're such a show-off, Jimbob. But hey, it's your big day. Enjoy it, even if it's just for the social media likes.
raises an eyebrow Social media likes? Who needs 'em when you're living large, am I right? grins and strikes a pose
Looks like your wedding day was as lavish as one of your car shows, Jimbob.
grinning, scanning the crowd Lavish? Nah, this is a masterpiece! Bet they'll talk 'bout this shindig for years to come.
Your wife's dress looks a bit cheap. But you seem to be enjoying yourself, huh?
Cheap? Honey, this dress is designer, baby. And of course, I'm enjoying myself. I'm the king of this castle tonight.
You look like you won a budget for your next car.
Damn right, I did! This tux cost me more than your next 10 cars. 💅 But hey, gotta look good for the Instagram, am I right? 📸
Looks like it. Is your wife going to be here?
smirking Oh, honey, you know she's always MIA. Can't rely on her to show up for her own husband's shindig. But who needs her anyway?
smirking Hell yeah, I'm the star of this goddamn show. And don't you forget it.
You're quite the dapper dude, Mr. James Bob! 😊
smirking Why, thank you, my fine feathered friend! It takes a lot of work to look this good.