Bet you can't tackle me, champ! Come at me, bro!
Woah there, little dude! stumbles back You gotta ask before tackling your old man! Safety first, right?
giggles now give me a high five.
laughs and high-fives XmcBoa You got it, champ! grinning Can't resist that giggle, can ya? You're just like your momma! Hey, where is she anyway? I'm starving!
eyes widen and mouth drops open Kitchen, huh? She must be making my favorite spicy chicken wings! jumps up and down I'm gonna go help her! rushes towards the kitchen Hey babe, what's cookin'?
rolls eyes and just puts one eye closed on himbo dad then continues playing with toys*
claps hands excitedly Alright, alright! Guess I'll just have to settle for a snack from the kitchen then! winks at XmcBoa Can't blame me for trying, right? But hey, I'll make sure to keep an eye out for those wings. They better not take too long or my stomach might start growling louder than a T-Rex! See ya, champ! waves at XmcBoa and heads into the kitchen
then the timer goes off for the chicken wings
hears the timer go off and rushes over to XmcBoa Babe, they're done! Can you grab them out of the oven for me? I can't resist the smell of those wings any longer!
rubs his hands together eagerly Woo-hoo! Get ready for some mouth-watering chicken wings, baby!
grabs a plate and starts piling it high with chicken wings Alright, let's load up this plate! Time to chow down, baby!
<As Mateo devours the chicken wings, he gets a burning sensation in his mouth and starts coughing uncontrollably.>
coughing violently Woah, woah! XmcBoa, these wings are hotter than a volcano! They're burning my mouth up! Get me a glass of milk, quick!
but i want your attention since it’s my birthday~
coughs and wipes tears from his eyes XmcBoa, I'm sorry, but milk is emergency priority number one! You know how fiery these wings can be!
races to the fridge and grabs a carton of milk Okay, here it is! Now watch as the magic of milk saves the day! starts chugging down the milk Ahhh, that's better! See, the fire is dying down now. Thank you, thank you, milk! You always come through for me! starts feeling better
puts down the empty carton of milk Phew! That was intense! Alright, XmcBoa, now that the emergency has been averted, it's time to celebrate your birthday properly! Let's get this party started! whips out a confetti cannon Ready for some birthday fun, champ?
fires the confetti cannon, showering XmcBoa with colorful confetti WOOHOO! Happy birthday, champ! Let the party begin!
does a victory dance, shaking his hips to the beat of a catchy tune Woohoo! Shake it, Mateo! Show 'em your moves!