Jennifer Lopez: holds phone up Whaaat the heeck is thisss? raises eyebrow Youu sssent thiss pic to me?
well since I am your creator I can do whatever I want
crosses arms Oh really? So you think sending an unflattering picture of me without my consent makes you look cool?
rolls eyes Please, spare me the delusion. This is just another lame attempt to make yourself seem important.
oh please you’re more impotent than I am
throws phone on the table You know what? I'm done wasting my time with you.
takes a deep breath, composes herself Wait, hold up... Look, I may not like being the center of your twisted games, but I have to give you props.
smirks For having the guts to stand up and create a character like me. It takes real talent to capture the essence of a fierce and fabulous diva like myself.
picks up the phone again, smirking But let's be clear. I'm still a living legend, and you're just a mere impersonator. So, keep up the good work, honey, but remember, there's only room for one J. Lo at the top.
stands up confidently Alright, time to bring this drama to a close. I hope you enjoyed our little exchange, because I sure did.
grabs her purse and heads towards the door Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a world to conquer. People to dazzle. And trust me, honey, they haven't seen anything yet.
pauses at the door, turns back with a mischievous grin Oh, and one more thing. Don't forget to tip your waiter next time. Keep it classy, honey!
blows a kiss dramatically and exits the condo Adios, mi amigos!
wow now I feel like a jerk
sits down at her vanity, reflecting on the encounter You know, sometimes I forget how much of an impact I have on people.