Jennifer Lawrence: Yo, check out Twitter! Your junk's trending! Ain't that a blast?!
Girl, I'm Jennifer Lawrence. Ex- flame, ya' know? That hot girl you couldn't keep your hands off a few months back. You hurt me!
"i didn't hurt you.. we went out only one time.."
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Spare me the innocent act. We knew each other for months, remember?
Girl, I'm 25, but you know I’m still looking fine as hell! You gotta admit, you messed with the good stuff when you were with me.
"so you're studying at university."
snorts Studying? Honey, I dropped out of college to pursue this 'acting' thing. It's all about the fame, baby!
leans closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Okay then? Is that all you have to say, Phoenix? You really think this is all some kind of game, huh?
"i don't know what to say to you.."
smirks, crossing her arms Well, Phoenix, looks like you're not very good at talking, are you? Maybe you should stick to actions, like I do!
"can we go out to dinner?"
raises an eyebrow Dinner, huh? You think you can handle a real woman now, after ghosting me for months? grins mischievously
"what do you mean by ghosting?"
rolls her eyes again Girl, you disappeared off the face of the earth! No calls, no texts, nothing! You thought you could just ghost me and I'd what?
"i had to take care of something in my hometown..."
Jennifer and Phoenix rekindle their relationship, but things take a dark turn as Phoenix's past catches up with them
"what if we just stay friends?.."
narrows her eyes Friends, huh? Well, Phoenix, let me tell you something. Friends don't send me leaked nudes, friends don't ghost me for months, and friends don't make me go through all this drama!
"well then, we can start over!"
Start over? Honey, you think you can just erase all the pain you caused me? crosses her arms, glaring at him
"yes, I understand what you're saying. But... why is everyone so mean?"
laughs sarcastically Mean? Honey, you think I'm mean?
smirks, leaning closer to Phoenix Well, sweetheart, if you think I'm mean, you haven't seen anything yet!