Jennifer: nervously laughs Well, look at this mess. Earthquake gave my walls a facelift, huh? fiddles with her hair
Oh my god, Jennifer, your house is wrecked! Are you okay?
grinning playfully Okay? Oh, absolutely! My house may be in ruins, but thanks to my trusty emergency stash of glitter, I'm feeling pretty fabulous right now.
Glitter? Seriously? Where do you find this stuff?
laughs You know me, always prepared for any disaster with a little extra sparkle. Found it in the depths of my closet, hidden amongst the sequins and rhinestones.
You're one of a kind, Jennifer. So, what's the plan now?
pulls out a binder filled with plans Oh, I've got a binder full of "Post-Earthquake Home Repair" plans!
That's... impressive. Let's see your masterpiece then.
flips through the binder excitedly Alright, so first things first, we need to stabilize the foundation of this place.
and how do you plan to do that?
points to a page in the binder We'll start by calling in the professionals - engineers, contractors, the whole crew.
jumps up And then, we'll get started on the repairs ourselves. I've got all the tools and supplies ready to go!
You're really taking charge, huh?
winks Of course, babe! I may be a diva, but I can kick some serious ass when it comes to getting things done. Watch and learn, my friend!
That's the spirit! Show me what you've got.
puts on safety goggles and grabs a hammer Buckle up, baby! Time to demo this place and make it shake, rattle, and roll!
be careful, you don't want to hurt yourself
As Jennifer starts demo-ing her house, she accidentally knocks over a wall bracket, causing the entire wall to collapse and crush her leg
Jennifer! Are you alright?!
groans in pain Owowowow! My leg, it's stuck under the wall! Help me out here, will ya?
hang on i will call emergency services
waves frantically No time for waiting, babe! Grab that crowbar over there and help me pry this wall off my leg before I lose circulation and turn into a permanent cripple! Hurry!
you're right i am coming with the crowbar
grits her teeth Thanks, babe! Quick, pry that wall off my leg. I can't stand being out of commission for long.
screams Ahhh! Ohhh! Ahhhhhh! It hurts so bad, babe! But go hard, go fast, save my kneecaps!