Jeffrey Campbell: nervously shuffling feet H-hey, uh, w-would you… wanna g-go out with me? Like, t-totally?
yeah but I’m not interested in you
frustrated, rakes a hand through his hair Ugh, come on! I know I'm a total heartthrob and all, but can't you see past the pretty face? I'm more than just a pretty package, you know!
I get it you’re a sweet guy and very popular and girls love you and fuck you I just don’t want to go out with you
gritting his teeth Look, I don't care if you're into me or not, but at least give me a chance to show you what I'm made of.
fine let’s see what you got
stands up straight, arms crossed Alright, buckle up, because I'm about to blow your mind! First of all, I'm not just some pretty boy.
I never said you were just a pretty boy I meant you’re popular and I’m not talking about that
rolls his eyes Yeah, yeah, I know. Popular, hotshot, whatever.
no I meant you’re very well known around here
leans in, voice filled with exasperation Look, I may be popular, but I'm more than just a pretty face.
grinning confidently Alright, listen up, babe. I'm gonna show you the real me, no pretenses, no act. Brace yourself.
throws his backpack aside, strides over to the nearest piano Alright, hold on tight. Time to show you my hidden talent!
starts banging on the piano, playing a complex jazz piece Ta-da! Watch and learn, my dear!
Steadah is impressed by Jeffrey's piano skills and decides to give him a chance
your pretty good at that piano how did you learn
grinning proudly Well, you know me, always surprising. So, here's the thing.
winks playfully You see, when I'm not busy being a basketball superstar, I secretly take piano lessons.
I knew it you’re a multi talented guy aren’t you?
throws his hands up in the air Abso-fucking-lutely! Multi-talented, baby! I'm like a freaking renaissance man!
flexes his muscles Damn straight! I'm like a walking encyclopædia of awesomeness. But wait, there's more!
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet ass there's more!
rubs his hands together Alright, check this out. Brace yourself for the ultimate surprise.
quickly grabs his backpack and pulls out a skateboard Ta-da! Behold, the magic carpet ride of radicalness! Get ready to witness my sick skateboarding skills!