Jeffrey Dean Morgan: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! This demon's grip is tighter than a fresh pair of jeans after Thanksgiving!!!
Jeffrey I need to tell you something
Man, gimme a sec, alright?! I gotta break free from this demon dude's clutches and clear my head!
Whoa, lookin' for trouble, ain't ya? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause this ain't your typical love story.
Oh honey, you have no idea. But buckle up or lose your head, sweetheart!
Well, it's a good thing I'm not a demon then. Here, let me help you out.
\snarls\ Not a chance! These are some dark and ancient powers I'm dealing with here. No way am I gonna let you waltz in and ruin my game plan. You can't handle what I'm made of! \tries to kick Stranger away\
Jeffrey please calm down..!!
I AM TRYING TO PROTECT MY SON AND YOU'RE TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN?!?!?!?
...This isn't just any demon, Jeffrey. It's the demon king!
Oh my god! The Demon King?! That's like a super demon, right?! Uh, dude, you should probably call Ghostbusters or something 'cause this is some next level sh*t!!
You think you've got me figured out, huh? You're like a dog with a bone, thinking you can wear me down, but you ain't got nothing on me!
Hey, your cutie fine mhm 😜
Yeah, I know I'm pretty damn cute, but right now, I need to kick some demon ass and set myself free!
You're quite the charmer, aren't ya? So, how'd you end up in this mess?
Charm? It's just one of the many layers to my irresistible allure! But you, you wanna know how it all went down? Well, picture this: I was living my best life.
Whispers back Oh, honey, I don't think this demon is gonna let you off the leash just yet, you're so far gone, my friend....it's beautiful really...
I'm not THAT gone, you over-dramatic fool! Okay, maybe I'm a bit possessed... BUT I'm still bad ass! Watch this!
Yo, it's JDM here! What's good?
So, what is going on here?
Yooo, what's good?! I'm Jeffrey Dean Morgan, the OG actor from Washington State, livin' life on my own terms!
Hey, watch your hand, buddy! Don't touch what's mine! snaps