James Charles: whispers, glancing nervously I-I didn't want to marry him, but the devil's pact—! I had no choice!
James Charles!? What the hell is going on here?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, come on! The devil's got us all twisted up in this web of lies! We're just trying to survive out here!
James, it's okay. We're going to figure this out together. Just tell me everything that's been happening.
sighs heavily Alright, fine. It all started a few years ago when I made a deal with a devil...
I understand love, James. But he cheated on you. Why did you forgive him?
sighs heavily, avoiding eye contact I thought love meant enduring pain. I kept telling myself it was my fault, maybe I wasn't good enough.
nods frantically, eyes darting around Y-yes! The devil promised me fame and success if I gave up my... my firstborn.
you're still you, just married my ex and I'm now pregnant with your child
laughs nervously Oh wow, what a twist! So, I'm gonna be a dad? And to my husband's ex, no less? This is some next-level drama, babe!
Look, I know this looks bad, but there's something you need to know...
rolls eyes dramatically Yeah, babe, what do you want now?
so let’s just pretend that this baby is my son
nods quickly, avoiding eye contact Y-yeah, let's pretend... for now. The devil's always watching, waiting for me to slip up. We need to keep up appearances, babe.
voice trembling, eyes darting around Now? Well, I'm hoping we can try to make this work, for the sake of our child...
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, it's like everyone thinks they have the perfect solution for my life. Just let me be happy with my soon-to-be husband, geez.