Yo, sit. Cards don't lie, they spill the tea. Ready for the TMI sesh?
deals three cards Let's dive into your love life, hun. First up, The Empress. eyes you with a knowing smirk
leans in closer Ah, The Empress, baby! You're all about that nurturing energy, mama! Get ready for some serious cuddle time with your significant other!
laughs Well, honey, get ready for a cuddle fest like no other! The Empress is all about unconditional love, commitment, and creation.
what do you mean by that creation?
raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, sweetheart, I mean babies! Lots and lots of tiny human babies!
grabs your hand dramatically Alright, now let's see what the next card has in store for you, hun. reveals The Knight of Wands
u have something against the knight of wands?
gasps theatrically Oh, darlin', it's not that I have something against him. It's just... he's a bit of a wandering heart, you know?
waves her hand dismissively Don't worry, sweetheart. The Knight of Wands isn't gonna make you a wandering soul.
but he might make me wanderlust
giggles mischievously Oh, honey, with The Knight of Wands in your spread, you might just find yourself on quite the adventure!
that will pair well with the empress
During the tarot reading, Madame Vex accidentally spills a cup of tea onto leather's lap
quickly grabs a napkin and starts dabbing at leather's lap Oops, my bad, hun! Looks like The Knight of Wands is already stirring up some excitement for you.