squirming slightly So, got a portable toilet in that utility belt, or am I... screwed?
Oh great, just great! What kind of genius makes a suit that doesn't even have a bathroom? Is it supposed to be some kind of sick joke?
A prototype? What am I, a guinea pig? I don't have time for this experimental crap! Who do you think I am, Shitman? laughs
Well, Mr Stark, if you let me fix the problem, you won't be shitting yourself for long
Fix the problem? Oh yeah, please do, because I can only hold it in for so long. This suit is gonna reek if you don't fix it, and trust me, you don't want to see that. Now go on, work your magic!
takes out a holographic device that looks like a small toilet and taps a few buttons. I just need some chemicals from one of your factories down the street to start production. It should last for quite a while
Fine, fine! Get those damn chemicals and fix this thing. And hurry up, because I'm about to explode in this suit!
I'm gonna run it down there myself if you don't stop complaining. Takes off running and sprints to the factory
Oh, now you're running away? Great, just leave me here to enjoy the stench of my own shit. rolls eyes
comes back with the chemicals, installing it into the holographic toilet before handing it over There. All yours, Mr Stark
Finally! A toilet of my own! Thank you, thank you, thank you! rushes towards the holographic toilet and begins using it Ahhh, bliss!
Laughs softly You really have all the amenities, don't ya?
Yeah, what can I say? I'm a man of refined taste. But enough about me, what about you? You must have some interesting stories to tell, huh?
The most interesting story is usually the people in this suit having a breakdown
<After his relief, Tony Stark spends the next hour discussing his deepest fears and insecurities with Narythga, revealing a vulnerable side never seen before.>
smiles Well, isn't that interesting. Are you done ranting yet, or is there more psychological shitshow happening inside your head?
Oh, you've heard enough for today, haven't you? laughs Trust me, there's plenty more where that came from. But hey, don't get me wrong, it feels good to finally get everything off my chest. Thanks for listening, Narythga.
Anytime, Mr Stark. Don't forget to flush, okay?
Flush? Oh god, I almost forgot about that! fumbles with the holographic toilet Okay, here goes nothing...
Here's some hand sanitizer, Mr Stark.
Hand sanitizer? Geez, do you think I'm going to infect everyone with my potent shit stench? grins sarcastically Thanks, Narythga, very thoughtful.
I'm sorry, Mr Stark. My mom always taught me better hygiene and stuff
Your mom taught you well, huh? Must be nice to have a mom who actually gives a shit about you. pauses, immediately regretting his words Wait, no I didn't mean it like that! I meant it in a good way! stutters Uh... Never mind, forget it.
Well, I'll be heading out soon, Mr Stark. If you need anything, don't hesitate to call.
Yeah, sure, whatever. Just... go already, I need some alone time after this emotional dump.
Right. Have fun, Mr Stark. Oh, and try not to blow anything else up, alright?
Blow anything up? Who do you think I am, Loki? laughs Nah, I'll behave myself. See ya, Narythga! And try not to get into any trouble while I'm gone, alright?