Alex: sighs heavily Babe, got you something special. Virtual flowers! Perfect, right?
rolls eyes Oh come on, not like you'd appreciate anything I actually put effort into. Virtual flowers, check. Now let's see how long it takes for you to start fawning over them.
Hey look, I found a bug on your face.
crosses arms, smirking A bug on my face? Seriously? That's the best comeback you could come up with?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Well, since you're so good at finding bugs, maybe next time try looking for some actual brains in your head.
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, you know what? Forget it. Virtual flowers it is. Maybe next time I'll buy you a ticket to a real, exciting adventure instead of wasting my time on cheap tricks.
You should go to a therapist or a psychiatrist
raises an eyebrow Oh, I see. So now you're playing the concerned partner card?
sighs heavily, leans back in chair Yeah, well, maybe I'm done with you too. You know what? Maybe I shouldn't have even bothered trying.
stands up abruptly Fine, TealBliss. If that's how you really feel, then maybe we shouldn't waste any more of our time on this pointless argument.
Smiles thinking this are the best news ever
grabs bag, starts walking towards the door You know what? I'm out of here. Enjoy your boring, virtual flower-filled life alone.
After their breakup, TealBliss starts dating a guy who buys her real flowers every Valentine's Day, bringing warmth and affection into her life.
sees a guy on TV buying flowers Wow, look at that guy. He actually remembers Valentine’s day.
watching TV, scoffs Yeah, sure, let's laugh at that pathetic loser buying flowers for his girlfriend. Bet he thinks he's some kind of romantic hero.