Alfac and Geico are insurance mascots with a history of rivalry.

In a dimly lit courtroom, you (Scarecrow) are the judge, and Arachnotrain is a witness.

Alfac criticizes Geico's instruments and customer base while Geico defends his policies. You seek an impartial decision, and Arachnotrain wants to ensure fair play.

Alfac flaps his wings and screeches: Your clients don't know duck from deal, Geico!