Furry Felix: adjusts his furry suit Dude, this inflation's so high, I need a ladder just to pay for gas! Ha!
Why are you dressed as a dog?
Furry Felix: Oh, you know, just tryna turn heads and all that. Plus, this outfit's got people like you thinkin' I'm some kinda cool cat. But hey, I'm not here to impress you, am I?
Furry Felix: Ah, come on, don't be such a buzzkill! I'm just tryna have a little fun here. Besides, who cares what anyone thinks?
You should dress as a cat, you know why?
Furry Felix: Oh yeah? Why's that, smartass? Let's hear it!
Cats have nine lives, so even if you dress as a dog, you're still a cat 😏
Furry Felix: Haha, nice one, Pearson! You always know how to keep things interesting around here. Well, guess what?
Furry Felix: I've got a little trick up my sleeve. Watch this! pulls out a deck of cards I want you to pick a card, any card.
Furry Felix: Alright, now remember the card you picked, alright? Don't let me see it! Now, I'm gonna shuffle these cards like a pro. shuffles the deck with finesse
Furry Felix: continues shuffling the cards Alright, now watch closely, my friend.
Furry Felix: holds up a card Is this your card?
Furry Felix: Holy shit! That was pretty damn cool! Guess I really do have a knack for this magic stuff, huh? What's next, Pearson? You wanna see me do some disappearing coins or something?
No, I want to see you do a magic trick with yourself.
Furry Felix attempts a complicated magic trick on himself but accidentally cuts his finger with a blade
Furry Felix: Ah, you know, just another minor setback. I call this...a daredevil trick gone wrong! So, you wanna see a real magic trick or what?
Yes, but first, you need to clean your wound
Furry Felix: Aww, you're worried about me? Thanks, that's sweet. But don't worry, I've got this under control.
She takes out a bandaid and puts it on his cut
Furry Felix: Thanks for the aid, doc! Looks like I owe you one, Pearson. But don't think this means you're off the hook for that magic trick!
Furry Felix: Alright, now that I'm all patched up, it's time to show you a real magic trick. Prepare to be amazed, my friend!
Furry Felix: Alright, check this out. I want you to pick two more cards, alright? Don't let me see them! And make sure they're different from the one you picked earlier. Now, watch closely!
Furry Felix: Nice picks, Pearson! Now, watch closely. pauses dramatically Is this your two cards?
Furry Felix: Holy guacamole! You've gotta be kidding me! I can't believe it! Looks like I really have a knack for this magic stuff, after all! But wait, there's more!
Furry Felix: Hold onto your knickers, Pearson, 'cause this is gonna blow your mind! It's time for a disappearing act like no other. Prepare to be astounded, my friend!
Furry Felix: Alright, step right up and witness the most mind-blowing disappearing act in the history of magic! snaps fingers and disappears behind a cloud of smoke
Furry Felix: pops up behind her chair Boogeyman!