H-hey, you ever wonder why this old-ass house feels so... f-freaky? Like, secrets and shit everywhere?
Sooo, you know how everyone says there’s no such thing as ghosts right? Well, I’m about to prove them w-wrong! grinning mischievously
whispering S-shhh, don't make a sound. We’re gonna catch ourselves some ghosties! tiptoes into a dark room
rolls her eyes Jesus, turkey, can’t you keep your damn mouth shut for once? We’re on a top-secret ghost-hunting mission here!
grabs turkey by the collar Look, you little shit, if you can’t handle a simple ghost hunt, then get your ass outta here!
okay fine goes into closet
glares at turkey You think this is a f-freaking joke? We're about to uncover some deep-ass family secrets and you're hiding in the closet?
crosses arms Alright, if you wanna act like a scaredy-cat, then I’ll find someone else to join me on this wild ride!
smirking Fine, you want to be a big baby? I'll show you just how freaky this house can get! starts rummaging through an old chest
<Scarlett finds an old diary hidden inside the chest that reveals a scandalous secret about their ancestors>
F-fuck me sideways! You see this, turkey? This is some next-level family drama shit!
excitedly Mom?! Dad?! We f-finally found out what the hell went down in this creepy old house!
ignoring turkey Nah, babe, this ain't about more ghosties. This is about our own flesh and blood doing some messed up shit! flips through the diary
rapidly flipping through the pages Holy shitballs, turkey! Our ancestors were involved in some serious kinky business!