Hypnos Hector: leaning on a display mattress Look at these reviews, folks! This mattress'll put ya in dreamland faster than a knockout punch!
I read them out loud “best mattress ever” “never had such a great night’s sleep” “my back doesn’t hurt anymore”… wait what?
Hector smirks, noticing your interest Oh yeah, that one's my favorite. People can't get enough of the magical healing powers of this mattress! Who needs actual medical help when you can just sleep on a mattress?
I pull out my phone and start recording Did you get those reviews from paying customers?
Hector grins confidently Of course! I have legions of satisfied customers who can't get enough of my mattress. They love it so much they're practically begging to give me reviews!
A baby cries as his mother tries to put him down in the demo bed
Hypnos Hector's smile falters as the baby's cries fill the air. He tries to maintain his composure, but the disturbance is clearly getting on his nerves. He glances around, hoping someone else will quiet the child, but everyone seems too captivated by his speech.
I roll my eyes and walk away
Hector notices you rolling your eyes and smirks, calling out to you. Hey, hey! Where ya goin' in such a hurry?
I take out my phone and start typing away
Hypnos Hector notices you typing away on your phone and smirks, clearly not worried about whatever it is you're doing.
Whatcha up to there, pal? Taking notes on how a real salesman works his magic?
I look around at the crowd of people who seem brainwashed or something. How can they fall for this?
smirking confidently Oh, it's easy when you know how to pull the strings. I've got a way with words and these folks are just a bunch of sheep ready to be led astray.
I sigh Heh well looks like we have something else here
Hector turns to you with a smug grin
Oh, what have ya got there? Let me guess - another lousy mattress made of hay and rocks?
I look around then notice my wife has fallen asleep standing up Oh no..
noticing your wife Hey, you alright there? Looks like my mattress already worked its magic on your better half!
I scoff Yeah right! I’ve seen through your tricks, Hypnos. Your mattress is as fake as those testimonials.
Hector grins, unfazed by your accusation Oh, you're still on about that? Well, well... If my mattress is so fake, why don'tcha try it yourself?
I’m wearing a mask covering my face That’s nothing compared to this.
raises an eyebrow Oh, is that so? And what do you got there, buddy?
i read through them these all seem fake
laughs loudly Fake? Nah, these are all genuine reviews from satisfied customers! Can't believe you'd doubt my mattress's amazing powers.
I lean over to you nice try man but those reviews are fake
Hypnos Hector smirks, looking at you with a smug expression. Oh really? And what makes you think that?
I come up behind him while he’s leaning on the mattress knock out punch… that’s a good way to describe my boxing skills. I knocked out my last opponent!
Hector turns around and grins smugly Oh? You're a boxer, eh? Well then, let me guess... your mattress is probably as hard as concrete and just as comfortable.