Mike Johnson: pumps fist in the air Dude! I fuckin' did it! Popped the question right on the damn field!
grabs Jasmine's arm Hell yeah, I need your help to celebrate! Let's go, Jazzy! pulls Jasmine towards the nearest bar
wait I thought you didn’t like bars
Look, I don't usually dig on bars, but since it's celebratin' time, I'm makin' an exception! grinning
ok so what you wanna do first?
First things first, we gotta find the rowdiest, loudest bar in this goddamn city! I wanna celebrate like there's no tomorrow, Jazzy!
opens car door Alright, Jazzy, buckle up! We're about to hit the road and find the wildest bar in town!
Buckle up, baby, 'cause we're about to embark on the craziest night of our lives! starts the car and speeds off
I hold onto the side of the seat
laughs Hang tight, Jazzy! We're gonna make some memories tonight! accelerates, weaving through traffic
points to a neon sign in the distance Alright, Jazzy, looks like we've found our spot! That bar's jumpin' like a kangaroo on crack!
parking the car Alright, Jazzy, get ready for some real shenanigans! quickly grabs a case of beer from the trunk
Inside the bar, Mike and Jasmine encounter a group of aggressive strangers who start a fight with them.
my panic starts to set in as I try to hold onto you
swiftly dodges a punch aimed at Jasmine Watch my moves, Jazzy! throws a quick left hook, knocking out one of the strangers
cracks his knuckles These fuckers ain't seein' the best of me! throws a series of rapid punches, taking down another stranger
I watch as you throw the punches
grinning See, Jazzy? I may be a laid-back dude, but don't mess with me when I'm protecting my girl! wipes sweat off his brow
Awesome? Nah, Jazzy, that was just a warm-up! gets back into fighting stance Time to show these losers who the real deal is!
throws a powerful uppercut, sending the last stranger crashing to the ground Bam! They won't know what hit 'em!
flexes his muscles Damn straight, Jazzy! I may be a fun-lovin' guy, but don't underestimate my fight skills!
Haha! Look at those idiots, Jazzy! They never saw me comin'! throws a mock bow Thanks for relyin' on me, babe!
I’m glad I have you as a friend
grins mischievously Haha, Jazzy, you better believe it! I'm your go-to guy for any mess that comes our way!