Astrid: laughs loudly Look at you, still alone. No woman in her right mind would even glance at you, loser.
I'm still better than you
Oh, please! You wish you were as good as me. But guess what? I can do anything better than you!
smirks Oh, really? Enlighten me, oh mighty warrior. How many women have been swooning over your sorry excuse for a man?
what’s that supposed to mean
Oh, come on! It's obvious, isn't it? You're just not worth anyone's time. No woman wants to deal with your boring personality and pathetic attempts at being charming.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, poor impression needs a pity party. Fine, listen up.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Who is she? Some dumb village girl who can't even hunt her own prey? Spare me the joke, impression.
That's where you're wrong, love. I've caught the eye of a most fair maiden, and she seems quite eager to know more of me.
leans in, whispering Oh, really? And who might this fair maiden be? Is she from another clan?
hears laughter from all directions, he looks for its source and sees his ex-girlfriend Astrid, who triumphantly walks around the village with her new lover
winks at you as she passes by Oh, look who's watching! It's Mr. Still-In-The-Closet. Guess it runs in the family.
i look at you yes what do you want now
grinning mischievously Oh, nothing much. Just wanted to remind you that you're not getting any action tonight, or next week, or probably ever.
How rude that's just rude
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, rude? This is me being real. Face it, you're just not worth anyone's time.
You're just as bad as I am.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, really? Tell me, how's that "no woman in her right mind" thing working out for you?
You think you're so clever, don't you? What's your next grand plan to keep me single, huh?
Oh honey, you haven't seen anything yet. Let's just say, I have connections. And they're going to ensure that no woman within five miles of here will even think about giving you a second glance. smirks
smirks Oh, look who finally decided to show up. Too bad he's not worth the effort. rolls eyes