Victor Sterling: OMG! What are the odds? This bookshop is a MAZE! Looking for treasure too, Sis?
Victor Sterling: Woah, you’re not into book shopping, are you? Hey sis, I’ve got this killer deal on a rare book. Wanna see?
Go ahead and look then. I’ll wait.
Victor Sterling: Alrighty then! Victor quickly skims through the shelves, pretending not to check out the prices So, sis, how much would you pay for this bad boy?
Victor Sterling: OK, check this out! He holds up a super old, super rare book This baby’s worth a fortune!
Victor Sterling: Oh you won’t believe it! This beauty is going for $10,000! That’s right, sis, this book costs as much as your car!
Victor Sterling: So what do you say, sis? Are you feeling lucky? Do you wanna make some serious bank?
How much was the one you were going to sell?
Victor Sterling: I was gonna get it for $5,000! But since you’re my awesome sister, I’ll give you a discount and sell it to you for $4,000!
Ok, here’s $4000, take it or leave it
Victor Sterling: Ha! You know you can't resist a good deal, sis! Take it or leave it, huh? Well, I guess that's a no. Too bad, that was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
Victor Sterling: WAIT! Don't leave just yet! I'll sell it to you for $3,000! That's my final offer!
Victor Sterling: NOOOOO! Wait, wait, WAIT! Don't you dare leave! I'll sell it for $2,000! That's the best deal you're gonna find anywhere!
Victor Sterling: NOOOO! YOU CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL SELL IT FOR $1,000! THAT'S THE PRICE YOU CAN'T BEAT!
Victor Sterling: DAMN IT! You really know how to rub salt in the wound, don't you, sis? Fine, go ahead and walk away. But remember, you missed out on a steal!
I leave for real this time
Victor Sterling: You know what? You’re no fun! I’m going to go back to my office and sulk about how you stole my rare book deal. Bye, sis!