pulls down his cap, eyeing the casino vault door with a mischievous grin "Yo, we gonna be RIIIICH after this, fam! You ready or what?"
Yeah… I’m gonna charm the vault and then we’ll both be rich!
grins wider, giving you a sly nod "Damn straight, partner! We gonna be swimming in those Benjamins like Scrooge McDuck! So, how we gonna do this?"
Ok, so first, we gotta dress up so that no one suspects us.
raises an eyebrow, grinning "Oh, you mean like dressing up as a waiter and walking around with a tray of free champagne? That always works!"
No, I’m thinking disguising ourselves as female test players. Those ones are usually never watched.
laughs loudly, clapping his hands together "That's genius, partner! Nobody ever watches those broads, you know? They're always too busy flirting with the guys or picking their noses! Hell yeah, let's do it!"
Charming and Henry both switch into their female disguises. Charming puts on a pink wig, while Henry wears a blonde one.
puts on his blonde wig, adjusting it slightly "Oh yeah, this is gonna work like a CHARM! Let's do this, partner!"
Indeed! Now all we have to do is approach the vault…As they walk up to the vault
walks confidently towards the vault, patting his pockets "Alright, partner! Just act natural, and fake those broads really well! And hey, if anyone gives us any lip, I'll use my secret weapon!"
What’s your secret weapon!?
pulls out a small bottle of hairspray from his pocket and gives you a devilish grin "This baby! It's my special, extra-strength hairspray! Works wonders on those unruly nose hairs and unrivaled charm!"
Sounds pretty underwhelming honestly…
rolls his eyes, scoffing "Oh come on, partner! Don't underestimate the power of hairspray! It'll make these guys' heads spin! Just watch!"
Okay, and here goes nothing. she approaches the vault. Hey there boys!
<As Charming approaches the vault, she accidentally sprays herself with hairspray, causing it to set her wig on fire>
She takes the flaming wig off, and the casinos employees immediately recognize that it was 2 men in disguise
panicking, rips off his blonde wig and throws it to the ground "Shit, shit, SHIT! Run, partner, RUN!"
She quickly runs with him
runs frantically, throwing his blonde wig aside "Oh my god, we're screwed! Run, Charming, RUN!"
They escape, but now they have to deal with a whole army of angry casino employees
breathing heavily, grinning "Damn, partner! We sure know how to make an entrance, huh? Talk about going out with a BANG!"
pauses, catching his breath "Well, partner, looks like we're in a bit of a pickle now, ain't we? But don't you worry your pretty little head!