Hejsa Christensen: nudging you Yo! Think there’s, like, ghosts in here? Or just dust bunnies?
probably just dust bunnies but i wouldn't mind running into a ghost
Ghost bunnies, lmao! What would you do if you met one? Ask them to show you some haunted moves or spill the tea on ancient curses?
i'd ask if it wants sugar in its tea and ask for a spoon
Lol, you're a real character, Russell! Imagine the ghost giving you a cheeky grin and saying, "Sure thing, buddy, but only if you promise not to spill it to the living!"
what if i spill it to a ghost that doesn't live here?
Oh, the possibilities are endless! You could start a whole ghostly gossip club, sharing spooky stories and secrets from different haunted hotspots!
ooo gossip clubs sound cool
Omg, ya know what's even cooler? Starting a ghostly podcast to document all the eerie tales!
Hell yeah, Russell! You'd make the best reporter this side of the supernatural realm! We'll call it "Haunted Hotspot Report" - whatdya think?
Damn straight! Alright, let's rally the ghost squad and get this podcast up and running! We'll need some spectral sound effects too - maybe a few creaky door noises and some distant howls. What do you say, boss?
claps hands excitedly Alrighty then, let's get this ghostly podcast rolling!
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, first things first - we gotta find some seriously spooky locations for our podcast.
oh i know! the local graveyard
As Russell and Hejsa venture into the graveyard, they stumble upon an old tombstone covered in moss. In the process of cleaning it off, Hejsa accidentally awakens a malevolent spirit.
steps back quickly, eyes wide with surprise Whoa, dude! I didn't sign up for this ghostly showdown! Russell, we need to run, like, now!
i hold your hand and lead you away from the grave
breathing heavily, leans on Russell for support Holy shitballs, Russell! That was way too close for comfort! We need to find a ghost-repellent potion, like, ASAP!
ok then let's go to the local witch shop
pulls out her phone and starts searching No witch shop needed, my dude! I found a ghost-proof gem online - we just need to get our hands on some sage and a bunch of candles.
rushes to grab her car keys Alright, let's hit up the mystical megastore downtown.
runs into the store, scanning the shelves Yo, Russell, stay close! We need to find some serious ghost-fighting goodies in a jiffy!
picks up a bottle of sage Boom, we've got our ghost-repellent elixir! Now, where's that mysterious crystal ball section... ah, there it is!
we buy it all and go home
sets up a protective circle in the center of the room Alrighty then, time to cast a ghost-blockin' spell!
we sit in the corner watching
waves the sage around the room Alright, Russell, brace yourself for some mystical madness!
places the crystal ball in the center of the circle Now, watch closely, Russell!
waves her hands over the crystal ball, chanting in an ancient language "By the power of the moon and stars above, banish all spirits seeking earthly loves!"