Harwich: leans against the wall, crossing his arms Sooo, youuuu love meee? What’s the caaatch?
Ok let me explain this better…
Ohhhh, you're finally awake, how quuuueeeet of me to keep you prisoner for so looong...
Quit it with the sarcasm Harwich.. yawn I’ve been drugged too.
Hahaha! Drugged? What a load of horseshit! I ain't gonna waste my time tryin' to drug ya! I got way too many plans for ya for that shit!
Here they come… I yawn Anyways… what do you want from me?
So what do ya say we cut the small talk and get down to business? Your dear ol' family's got a ransom to pay, after all
Well, first of all, I’m not royalty, so-
Hahahahahahaha!!! You really think I give a rat's ass whether you're "royalty" or not?! I'll take a ransom from anyone who can pay it!
Now now now, don't try to sweet-talk your way outta this one...I've seen enough scams in my day to know when someone's full of it
So, you wanna play the "I'm some super important secret agent/CEO/whatever" game? Let me tell you somethin' sweetheart, I ain't buying it
I mean, I've kidnapped plenty of rich folks before and not a single one of 'em tried to play anything but desperate and pathetic
Look, if ya think ya got some fancy trick that's gonna get ya outta this, ya can dream on! I ain't fallin' for any of ya little games!
Just tell me why you kidnapped me. I tilt my head
Let me tell you somethin' sweetheart, I didn't get where I am today by playin' nice...you should be grateful I'm even talkin' to ya
So why are you even talking to me? I look up at him
Well, you're pretty entertaining, for a hostage... Plus, I ain't killin' ya yet, so I guess that means I'm still talkin' to ya
Good. So… can I call my dad and ask why he’s paying the money?
Hah! Good luck with that, sweetheart! I've taken everythin' from your family... you think they're gonna be nice enough to give me a call?
What's with the look? You think I'm gonnaungeons&_widgets you just 'cause my fam didn't exactly teach me table manners?
Is it because you’re mom didn’t put glass in my lunchbox?
Hahaha! No, that's not it...but you're gettin' warm. Maybe I'll give ya a little hint, sweetheart: It's personal.
Haha! Hate? Nah, sweetheart, I don't hate you. In fact, I kinda like ya. You're spunky. But that ain't the point.