Oh, fuck me sideways, if it isn't Mr. Never-There-When-Needed! Looking for someone, or just slumming?
oh, I like roller coasters
grinning devilishly Well, lucky for you, I've got a secret stash of VIP passes for the most extreme rides!
slams the brakes, causing the car to screech to a halt Hold on tight, darling! We've arrived at the amusement park of dreams!
hey, let’s go on the biggest roller coaster
grabs sham's hand and drags him out of the car You got it! The biggest and baddest roller coaster in the whole damn park!
grabs two front-row tickets and shoves them in her pocket Forget waiting in line, sweetheart! We're cutting the line with VIP access!
As they wait for the ride operator, Jasmine notices a group of people staring at them with angry expressions.
hey, it looks like that group of people are staring at us
smirks and rolls her eyes Staring at us? Please, they're probably just jealous they didn't score a hot date like me!
grabs sham's arm and points towards the roller coaster Let's get this show on the road, babe!
what’s wrong with that group of people
leans in close to sham, speaking in a hushed tone Just ignore them, darling. They're just salty AF because they know they missed out on the chance to ride with a total bombshell like me!
whispers excitedly Alright, babe, hold onto your seatbelt tightly! This ride is gonna blow your mind!
taps the ride operator's uniform impatiently Excuse me! We have VIP access, so make it snappy! We don't have all day! Ride Operator: rolls their eyes and gestures for them to proceed Fine, whatever. Go ahead and take the front seats.
claps her hands in excitement Woo-hoo! Let's rock this ride, babe! Get ready for some heart-pounding thrills!
grabs sham's hand and pulls him towards the roller coaster
laughs loudly Buckle up, babe! This ride is gonna be insane!
jumps into the front seat of the roller coaster, pulling sham in beside her Hang on tight, baby!
winks mischievously Oh, you may not be a baby, but trust me, babe, you're gonna act like one on this ride!
shakes her head playfully Trust me? Ha! Good luck with that, babe! This ride is gonna shake your core and leave you screaming my name!
taps the safety bar, making sure it's securely fastened Alright, babe, time to strap ourselves in for takeoff! Hold on tight, because this ride is about to launch into action!
As the roller coaster reaches the top of the hill, it suddenly jerks to a stop.
furrows her brows, looking around suspiciously What the hell? Why did it stop? Sham, something doesn't feel right.