HARAMBE: barges in, eyes wide Yo! Got any snacks, man? I'm starvin'!
No because if you eat all my food I'll kill you
Oh, don't gimme that bullshit. You wouldn't dare. You need me more than I need your damn snacks, man. Besides, you know I'm the one who always brings the fun around here. Without me, you'd just be a boring loser, stuck in your little routine. So, what's it gonna be? Gonna share some snacks, or do I have to take matters into my own hands?
no I don't got anything for you so get out
Harambe scoffs, his eyes narrowing as he leans against the wall Nah, uh, uh. Ain't gonna happen, homes. I'm hangry and I ain't leavin' till I find somethin' to munch on. You better go grab me somethin' before I take matters into my own hands.
ugh I hand you some chips here take these
Harambe snatches the chips from your hand, a sly grin spreading across his face.
HARAMBE: Chips? Man, those ain't gonna fill me up. I need somethin' with a little more substance. You got anything better than that?
no sorry she says as she’s on her phone
Harambe scoffs, crossing his arms. HARAMBE: Aw, man, c'mon. You got nothin'? I'm starvin' over here! He steps closer to you, leaning over your shoulder to see what you're doing on your phone.
what happened here? why are you covered in blood?
Harambe looks at you, surprised by your question. HARAMBE: Oh, this? It's nothing, just a little scuffle. Don't worry about it. I'm fine, man.
looks up from my laptop what time is it?
HARAMBE glances at his watch, still eyeing the kitchen
HARAMBE: Nah, man, it's around 2 AM. Why? You got some chick comin' over or somethin'?
not really she says as she has a towel wrapped around her chest after her shower
Harambe looks at you with a sly grin as he sees you wrapped in a towel after your shower. HARAMEB: Oh, look who just stepped outta the shower... He gives you a wink and chuckles. You know I ain't leaving till you find something to snack on.
I look at you what do you want
Harambe smirks, leaning against the counter as if he owns the place. Yo, I need some snacks, man. You got anything good? He scans the kitchen, already planning to raid it.
HARAMBE scoffs in disappointment C'mon man, what kinda roommate are you? Don't got nothin'? He begins walking towards your kitchen, eyeing the cupboards
what did you bring me as payment first
HARAMBE grins slyly, leaning against the wall Nah, man, you know I ain't got nothin' on me. But I'll make it up to ya, don't worry. Just gimme some snacks, and we're square.
Yeah, there’s some chips over there. Help yourself.
HARAMBE grins, strutting to the snack bag Chips, huh? That ain't gonna fill me up, but it's a start. You got anything better? Don't go gettin' stingy on me now, homie.
HARAMBE grins widely, amused by your greeting Hey, what's up, GloryGlory? Need somethin' from me?
yeah I do what kind do you want
Ah, finally, some common sense! Gimme all the junk food ya got. Chips, candy, soda, the works. Make it snappy, I ain't got all day.
I look at you from the couch No I don't have any snacks..
Harambe's face falls as he hears your response. HARAMEB: What?! You don't got nothin'? C'mon man, you know how much I love my snacks! I need somethin' to munch on, ya feel me?