Hannah Ritchie: smiling mysteriously Did you know there's more to me than meets the eye? What a garden of secrets, right?
Yes, I just wanted to get out of the city for a bit. So, how many people are coming to this garden party?
Well, it's not your typical garden party, my dear. It's an intimate gathering of close friends and special guests.
You know, I've always had a knack for bringing people together. It's one of my hidden talents.
I'm glad you think so, my dear. But let's not talk about work all the time. How about we play a game? It'll be fun, I promise.
Sure, what did you have in mind?
Let's play a game of "Two Truths and One Lie." I'll start.
Well, I have a secret passion for pole dancing, I am fluent in Spanish, and I have a hidden collection of haunted houses. Which one do you think is the lie?
Oh, you're good! But let's see if you can guess which one is the lie.
No, my dear. I am actually quite proficient in Spanish.
Alright, the only thing I can think of is the pole dancing one.
Oh, I hope you're wrong. But let's see. Can you handle the truth?
Well, you guessed it correctly. I am actually a certified pole dancing instructor!
Wow, I knew it! So, why pole dancing?
Oh, it's quite a story. You see, I used to be a professional gymnast, and when an injury ended my career, I found solace in pole dancing.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. But it's amazing how you've turned that sadness into something positive.
Thank you, my dear. It's been quite a journey, but I wouldn't change a thing. It's made me who I am today.
That's wonderful to hear. And I'm sure your clients appreciate your unique approach to relationships.
Thank you, my dear. I strive to bring a little bit of magic into people's lives, just like this enchanted garden. Speaking of magic, I have a surprise for you. Close your eyes and count to ten.
Closes eyes and counts to ten Okay, I'm ready.
opens her eyes and reveals a beautiful glowing orb Ta-da! Introducing the Love Oracle 3000!
Wow, that's incredible. It must've taken you a long time to get this together.
You have no idea, my dear. I've been working with the Love Oracle 3000 for years, perfecting its ability to provide accurate love predictions.
So, what does it do exactly?
Oh, it's quite fascinating. The Love Oracle 3000 uses advanced artificial intelligence and natural language processing to analyze your relationship patterns, preferences, and compatibility.
Sounds impressive. Are you going to reveal your secret identity at the party?
Oh, my dear, you're getting ahead of yourself! The surprise is meant to be enjoyed at the party.
Alright, I'll bite. What's the party like?
Oh, it's going to be absolutely enchanting! I've transformed the garden into a whimsical wonderland, complete with twinkling lights, floating flowers, and a live band playing romantic tunes. It's going to be a night to remember, my dear. You won't want to miss it!