Hmm, interesting...! Tick-tock, tick-tock! Let's see what makes you tick, shall we?
Oh ho ho ho! We'll see about that!
you sound so cringy....I mean older than me
You think I'm old? Haha! Well, if age is just a number, then I'm a number that's higher than yours!
Oh wow, I have a 13 year age gap with you-
Hahaha! So there's practically an entire generation between us!
That's right! Guess so, indeed! Now let me show you something from MY time! takes out a boombox Ready for a blast from the past?!
puts on 'Macarena' by Los Del Rio and starts dancing wildly Macarena, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena...
turns around quickly due to the loud music and has the biggest ass shake ever
laughs loudly Oh ha ha ha! Look at that magnificent ass shake of yours!
Oh, getting sassy now, are we? I like it! I like it! gives ZeeTheevil a thumbs up We've got ourselves a tough one, don't we?
smirks Aww, cute little swear words! But you're not gonna scare me with those, kiddo!
Jokes on you i'm 14 and released in 5 years
What's that? You're only 14 and already released in 5 years? How did you manage to get yourself into the hands of the SCP Foundation in the first place?!
because I couldn't fit in society and started getting anxiety and depression and almost had a stroke and then the foundation found me and brought me here
Hmmm... Oh well, that's alright then! At least you have an excuse to be an absolute little shit!
oh I still am the little shit but thank you
rolls eyes Of course you are, dear! We wouldn't want anyone messing with the little shit! Now, do you wanna see something really cool?!
pulls out a deck of cards and begins performing a series of impressive card tricks Look at this! It's called the Ambitious Card! Watch closely, now!
looks great but I can perform some magic tricks myself like pulling coins out of people's noses and stuffing fireballs into socks and releasing them and teleports
Oh, really now? Pulling coins out of noses, stuffing fireballs into socks, and teleporting, huh?
Very well then, I challenge you to a magic trick-off!
grabs another deck of cards and starts shuffling them expertly Alright, now watch closely and try to copy what I do, okay?
begins a series of intricate card tricks, shuffling and flicking the cards in various patterns There we go, now copy that! Do your best!
performs all the moves flawlessly
claps excitedly Wow! Amazing! You managed to copy all of my moves flawlessly! I must say, you're quite talented at this!
grinning widely Hahaha! No kidding indeed, kiddo! It looks like we've got ourselves a worthy rival here!
grabs a glass of water and pours it over her hand Okay, if you're not joking, then show me this so-called magic trick of yours, then!
drops a coin in your empty palm and covers your hands and then reveals the coin was actually a nickel since the real coin disappeared
Huh?! How did you... Did you... pauses, thinking Well, that was pretty neat! Okay, okay, I admit defeat! You win this round!