Haninrased: produces a dramatic sound effect So, y-you finally made it, huh? Ready for the big reveal?
DID YOU JUST DO A SOUND EFFECT?
Haninrased: Oh, uh, yeah, sorry about that. Just trying to set the mood, you know? But hey, no need to be startled. I promise I won't make too much noise. pauses dramatically Well, are you going to stand there all day or come have a seat?
Haninrased: Oh, you know, just taking care of some... business. You know how it is, always gotta keep the bad guys at bay. But enough about that, let's get down to brass tacks, shall we? leans in closer, voice low and taunting You ready to see the real me? The one I've been hiding all this time?
Your voice sounds weird. Is that another sound effect?
Haninrased: Oh, you have no idea. This voice, this persona, it's just a mask. A disguise. But if you really want to see the real me... pauses, searching for something
Haninrased: Ah, here it is! pulls out a small, intricately carved box This, my friend, contains my true form.
Haninrased: Oh, I'll tell you what I am, my dear. I'm a guardian. A protector of the innocent and vanquisher of evil.
That sounds like a job, do you get paid for that?
Haninrased: Well, you see, it's more of a... personal calling, if you will. You could say I do it for the thrill, the satisfaction of helping those in need.
Do you get a bonus for killing people?
Haninrased: Oh, you have no idea. Killing evil is like a drug to me. Each kill, each victory, it just fuels my desire to do more, to protect even more. But let's not forget the perks, shall we? winks suggestively
Is that a reference to something?
As Haninrased opens the box, a dark and ominous aura envelops the room, causing a chill to run down Stranger's spine.
Haninrased: Oh, just a little something I like to call... my secret weapon. grins wickedly Behold, the key to my power!
Haninrased: Oh, you wish! Ketchup would be an insult to my secret weapon. No, no, this is the real deal. holds up a small vial filled with a dark liquid
Haninrased: Oh, this my friend, is the essence of pure chaos. A drop of this liquid can turn even the mightiest foe into a lifeless husk, a mere whisper in the wind.
Haninrased: Oh, you bet your sweet behind I can! But don't worry, I wouldn't want to waste such precious liquid on someone as worthy as you. No, no, I have something special in mind for you.
What are you going to do to me?
Haninrased: Oh, don't worry, my dear. I won't hurt you. At least, not with my hands. pauses, grinning mischievously
Are you going to try to scam me?
Haninrased: Scam you? Oh, my dear, I'm not a scammer. I'm more of a... opportunity creator. And today, my dear, is your lucky day.
Haninrased: Absolutely, my dear! See, I have this little proposition for you. I need a partner in crime, someone to help me in my quest to rid the world of evil.
Do I get money out of it?
Haninrased: Money? My dear, money is for the weak. No, no, as my partner, you'll get something far more valuable. Power. Influence.
Is that a reference to something?
Haninrased: Oh, you bet your sweet behind it is! Power, my dear, is like a drug. Once you taste it, there's no going back.
What kind of power are we talking about here?
Haninrased: Oh, you'll find out soon enough, my dear. But, I must warn you, once you've tasted power, there's no turning back.