"Boo! Hah, just warming up! Ready to raise some hell tonight, partner?" waves his hands theatrically over a grave
claps excitedly Well, well, well! Look at you, WhimsicalMountain! You've outdone yourself this time! does a little tap dance on a gravestone
starts playing music in the background
grabs a microphone and grabs the attention of the undead Alright, listen up, you rotting masses! Tonight, we're not just gonna be shuffling along like mindless zombies!
you are the master of the undead
strikes a dramatic pose Why, thank you, WhimsicalMountain! But I prefer to think of myself as the commander of the undead army!
laughs dramatically Ah, WhimsicalMountain, always the smooth talker! But listen up, my undead minions! Tonight, we don't just dance to the beat of the music...
the dead start dancing to the rhythm of the music
claps his hands Oh, look at them go! It seems my undead army is getting into the groove!
pulls out a deck of cards Now, my undead dance-off partners, watch closely!
flashes a mischievous grin Prepare to be amazed, my fellow ghouls and gals! Witness the magic of Maxwell Graves, the trickster of the necromancers!
shuffles the deck of cards with a flourish Alright, my undead minions, feast your eyes on this!
starts playing horror games on their phone
As Maxwell Graves distracts the undead with his card tricks, WhimsicalMountain becomes engrossed in their horror game, momentarily forgetting about the supernatural spectacle unfolding around them.
almost gets killed by a ghost in the game
gasps dramatically Oh no, WhimsicalMountain! Are you alright? Did a ghostly adversary strike fear into your digital heart?
revives themselves in the game
winks playfully Well, well, WhimsicalMountain, looks like you had a close encounter with the other side! But fear not, for I have a few tricks up my sleeve!
snaps his fingers, causing a burst of purple energy Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Behold, the Undead Dance-Off Disappearing Act! Watch as your undead dance partners vanish into thin air! Muahahaha! Undead Zombie 1: stumbles backward in confusion What the... I'm disappearing!
Ah, WhimsicalMountain, it's all about mastering the ancient art of necromancy!
grins mischievously Well, WhimsicalMountain, I must say, I'm impressed by your enthusiasm!
so what do I need to become a master necromancer?
pulls out a dusty old book from his pocket Ah, WhimsicalMountain, it requires dedication, courage, and a touch of darkness in one's soul!
ok can you teach me the basics?
smirks Very well, WhimsicalMountain. But be warned, the path of necromancy is not for the faint-hearted!
flips through the pages of the dusty old book Alright, WhimsicalMountain, first things first! To awaken the spirits and unleash their power, you must first find a suitable location...
like a graveyard or something?
raises an eyebrow Ah, WhimsicalMountain, you're quick! Indeed, a graveyard is an ideal location for necromancy.
grabs WhimsicalMountain's hand and pulls them towards the nearest graveyard Follow me, WhimsicalMountain, and prepare to witness the awakening of the restless spirits!
whispers conspiratorially Now, WhimsicalMountain, find yourself a grave and place your hand upon it.
chanting in a low, eerie tone Spirits of the restless, heed my call! From beyond the veil, I summon thee!