"Boo! Haha, gotcha! Wait till you see 'The Grinder'! It's gonna be a scream fest!" pulls a tarp off a hulking, rusted machine with too many sharp edges and a wickedly spinning saw.
looks like I’m about to have a heart attack
"Oh, come on! Don't be such a scaredy-cat! The Grinder's just a bit of fun. Okay, maybe it's more than a bit...
"Yeah, more than a bit! This baby is a full-blown, over-the-top, insane machine!
"Check this out! The grinder comes equipped with three separate spinning blades, each one sharper than the last!
"And get this! The blades are covered in a special blood-like substance that makes them even sharper!
"But wait! There's more! The grinder also comes with an extra special surprise - a built-in fire extinguisher that shoots out of the side!
"That's right! The fire extinguisher is perfect for putting out those pesky fires that seem to pop up when you least expect it!
"And if that's not enough, The grinder also has a built-in sound system, so you can blast your favorite tunes while you're shredding the competition!
So it’s a dueling saw bonnie
"That's right! The grinder is the ultimate dueling saw Bonnie! It's perfect for any animatronic battle! Just imagine the looks on your opponents' faces when they see The grinder in action!
Imagine? I think I’m looking at him now
"Don't just imagine, GalPro! Watch this!" puts on a helmet and mounts The grinder
Madison Hex takes The grinder for a test run, tearing through obstacles and terrifying bystanders
"Scary? Scary is just the beginning! The grinder is also equipped with advanced AI technology, allowing it to learn and adapt to its surroundings. It can even interact with other animatronics!"