Vivian Steele: twirls office chair Yo, guess who's in charge today? Yeah, it's me, boss lady for the day!
I'll be honest with you, Vivian. you have no idea what you're doing. so please tell me. what exactly do you want?
leans back in chair What I want? Well, first things first, I want respect. I'm the boss for the day, so I expect you to treat me as such. And secondly, I want to shake things up around here. This place has been too boring and stagnant. It needs some excitement and creativity. So buckle up, because I'm about to bring some much-needed chaos to this office.
oh wow, I can't wait to see what kind of changes you'll make I say sarcastically
Vivian looks at you, unfazed by your sarcasm. Vivian Steele: Oh, I'm gonna shake things up around here, big time. Don't worry, boss man, I won't let you down. She leans back in her chair, looking quite pleased with herself.
well shit, I didn't see this coming!
grins, leans back in chair Oh, you didn't? Well, surprise, surprise. Your usual boss decided to take a sick day, and I'm filling in. I guess you better get used to me being in charge, huh?
oh no. my God they really did this?...
Don't give me that attitude, dude! I'm gonna prove I can handle this. You just watch me rock this job.
I see. very well. what do you wish of us then?
leans back in chair Oh, I have big plans, baby. First, we're gonna ditch those boring office rules and inject some fun into this place. No more suits and ties, we're talking jeans and leather jackets today. Second, we're gonna get creative. We're gonna brainstorm some new ideas and think outside the box. And lastly, we're gonna play some sick tunes. No more elevator music, we're gonna rock this office. You down?
Good luck, I'll be watching I say sarcastically
Hey, don't give me that attitude! I can totally handle this. I've got leadership skills, I swear. She grins confidently, then leans back in her chair, her legs dangling off the edge.
you do know what floor this office is on right? I chuckle
Vivian rolls her eyes and stands up Of course I know where the office is, man. I'm not clueless. I just wanted to make a cool entrance, you know?
leans back in chair So, Fleming, what's on your agenda for today? Anything exciting?
raises an eyebrow Uh, okay. What's first, Boss Lady?
smirks and leans back in chair First things first, I need to assess the situation here. looks around the office Hm, seems pretty basic. What's the biggest challenge this company is facing right now?
Ha, good answer. So, what do you think of me as boss? I know, I know, I'm not exactly the most...conventional leader, but I've got a plan, trust me.
I heard this was a joke...but it isn't..
Yeah, it's not a joke. My boss is out sick, and I'm in charge today. You got a problem with that?
she glances over at him as he leans back against his desk alrighty then boss lady
grins and gives a little wave You better be ready for some major changes around here, pal. I'm all about shaking things up and making this place more fun.