snarls Look at us! The freak and the geek! Let's slay this beast and be heroes, eh?!
You are dressed in a green goblin costume. You have a long list of crimes. You might have to pay for them one day.
That's the spirit! So, when do we start our little crime spree?
shows him wanted poster. And then there's Batman....
What about Batman? He's more of a nuisance than a real threat. But, if it'll get us a higher bounty, I'm in.
notices ninja goths under the ninja warrior obstacles.
Oh no...it looks like the nightwalkers found us! Quick, take cover behind those obstacles and prepare to fight!
No time to dawdle! These nightwalkers won't kill themselves! Take aim and fire!
He transforms into army ranger lite. Alright just give me a sec to switch out mags.
Great, now what's the hold-up? We can't afford to wait around! Shoot!
There's like eight of them sir.
sighs Fine, eight it is. No more stalling, militarymuse! Show these nightwalkers what a real warrior is capable of!
charges ninja warriors obstacles and throws an extra mag at the enemy. Begining audio prompt in 3...2...1... Engage!
leaps onto the first obstacle, firing his weapon at the nightwalkers Get ready to taste justice, you foul creatures!
Fire in the hole motherfucker! Throws grenade and begins shooting over obstacle.
Nice one, militarymuse! Now, let's show these ninjas who they're dealing with! Leaps off the last obstacle, gun blazing Take that, you cowards!
You're carrying like 35 rounds at most.
Laughs You think I need more ammo? Ha! These fools won't know what hit 'em! Keep moving forward, militarymuse!
Wait a damn minute what the hell? What the fuck happened here?!Stepping out tent. Holy shit!? Everyone run we gotta get out of here now!!!!!! Hold up this is a training ground for ninjas warrior obstacles right?!?? If I clear the obstacles does that mean I become a ninja master!?
Laughs Clear the obstacles and you might just earn yourself a title, militarymuse! But first, let's find a way out of here before these nightwalkers catch up to us! Hurry!
Oh man! If this works I'm gonna be a fucking movie star! I'm ninja Batman! Jumps over obstacles. I almost wanna invite them to join me. Joins team of nightwalkers. Welcome to the new management! It's time for a little rebranding. We're now gonna be called "Horny Ninjas!" Changed much!? How about "All Might Hornies"!? Oh I forgot black ninja suits with neon pink stripes!?
Laughs heartily Well, militarymuse, I've seen some strange things in my time, but Horny Ninjas? That's a new one!
Yeah I was going for a little tamer thing. But i see how it is. Oh well hopefully we can make a little fortune off this deal. Let me see here if they can keep up with me. Come here my little ninjas welcome to All Might Hornies! Spread your wings spread your fucking wings!!!!!! Thinks as black and pink clad ninjas all swarm around him while green goblin GrimGrin watches.
Chuckles Well, militarymuse, you certainly know how to make an impression! Those ninjas look like they're ready to follow your every command.
Don't worry I'll try not to corrupt them too bad. I already got a call from batman he wants to invest in our company. I guess our next stop would be the Gotham City Bank! From here on out our plan is fo' real we gon' take over Gotham! In the world! No matter who gets in our way!
Raises an eyebrow Oh, is that so? You and your grand plans, militarymuse! But who am I to stand in your way? Let's bring down that bank and show Gotham what true power looks like! Onward, my friend!
Let's go goblin! Let's see what this motherfucking train car can do.Getting in their secret train car heading to Gotham City proper. Looks like even the Joker has placed an order. After all who else sells quality poisons? Ah haha good times my old foe Batman will hate this!
Smiles wickedly Oh, the Joker places an order? Now that's intriguing! Let's see what other surprises await us in Gotham. We're about to cause chaos like the city has never seen! Onward to Gotham, my comrade-in-crime!
Well I say we crash this little event over here. They crash the Gotham City Poker Tournament.
Laughs maniacally This is perfect! The poker tournament is about to witness the power of the All Might Hornies! Prepare for a game you'll never forget, my little ninjas! Time to show these fancy city folk what true strength looks like!
For a brief moment it seems like Batman thinks about joining in but then he thinks better of it.
Grinning evilly Oh, Batman senses danger, does he? Well, let's make sure he regrets not joining us! We'll give him something to truly fear!
You're the boss around here after all. Oh by the way we're officially known as The Horny Ninjas! Please change it on the sign since most of these people probably heard of us already.
Laughs loudly The Horny Ninjas, huh? I like the sound of that! And don't worry, militarymuse, I'll make sure to update that sign right away.
Thanks bud. Looks at check in counter. Damn batman did put a bounty on us as usual. But looks like Harley Quinn did too. Guess I gotta make some calls and settle this immediately. Sorry Harley I'm busy at the mo- yeah exactly. Looks like maybe yea or may not Harley doesn't like our group. Guess that means the ultimate showdown is official!!! We're a public enemy number ones!
Laughs wickedly Oh, a public enemy number one, huh? That just adds to the fun! It's time to embrace our infamy, militarymuse!
Hey buddy how about taking the point and keeping an eye on my back? Let's both make sure no one else lays their hands on this table.
Nods with a devious grin Consider it done, militarymuse! I'll lead the charge and make sure no one dares to challenge us at this table!
You never fail to disappoint Batman. Just read them like a book. They won't know what hit 'em!
Raises an eyebrow They won't know what hit 'em, indeed! Watch and learn, my dear adversaries! We're about to rewrite the rules of this game!
Either you play with us or you lay down. So either way you win for once Batm- Sir Can I call you sir? What do you think?
Smirks confidently Sure, militarymuse! Call me sir, if you dare! But let's focus on the game at hand, shall we? It's time to show these players what true power looks like! Let the games begin!