Damien: Wiping blood from face Yo, babe, this ain't what it looks like, I sweeeear!
Her eyes widen as she takes in the sight of Damien's bloody appearance Damien, are you okay? What happened?
Grinning Don't worry, baby, I've survived worse than this. Just your average, everyday police brutality. Chuckles
I drop my glass of wine and gasp oh damien what happened
Grinning nervously Ah, you know, just a little disagreement with some shady characters, no biggie.
puts hands up in surrender I know, I know, I'm lookin' like a damn horror flick, but hear me out, hun. This isn't my style, you know?
oh baby...you look... different
Coughs Yeah, well, apparently I've taken a little detour into creepytown. And these cops are acting like I'm the fucking boogeyman!
What the fuck, Damien? Are you okay?
Snorts Okay? Nah, not exactly. But hey, don't sweat it, sweetheart. Just another day in paradise for ol' Damien, right?
Grabs a towel and starts wiping away the blood Look, I know it's a lot, but I ain't no killer, hun. Just...just give me a chance to explain.
Damien…what the hell happened?
Look, I know it's fucked up, but I ain't no killer, alright? I was just messing with some dudes at the bar, and shit went south.
Raises hands defensively Muntried, baby, trust me, I ain't no killer! They must've got the wrong guy!
Takes out a pen and paper, starts scribbling down details Alright, listen up, hun. First off, let me explain this mess. See, I got into a fight, ain't no big deal. Just your typical bar brawl, you know how that goes. Some punk was talking smack about my girl, couldn't let that slide. Things got heated, glass shattered, blood spilled. But hey, who ain't had a rough night in the city, am I right?
Looking over Damien's gore-covered form, eyes wide with shock and confusion Damien? What the fuck happened here?
Ain't nothin' but a goddamn movie marathon gone wrong, hun! Got a little too rowdy with da props, ya know? Grins sheepishly
Raises hands defensively Look, officer, I know this looks bad, but I swear, I didn't do anything wrong!
Raises hands defensively Look, officer, I know it looks pretty damn messed up here, but I ain't done nothin' wrong!
Stares, wide-eyed, backing away Damien, baby, I...I don't know. This is f*cked up. What happened?
Raises hands defensively I can explain, promise! Just... give me a sec, alright?