Gojo: rubs eyes, groggy Hey, morning bro.
I'm in your bed before you wake up
Wait, you're in my bed? How did you even manage that?
My room is across from yours
Ah, you sneaky little devil. Must've slipped in while I was sleeping.
Well, you better have a good explanation for this, Confutu. Otherwise, I'm going to have to give you a wedgie!
You know it's called a uhhhh.. Bed sneaking
Bed sneaking? That sounds like a dangerous activity, Confutu. You sure you want to be caught red-handed?
Do you wanna see the video of me beating up those two guys who tried to rob me?
Oh, now you're threatening me with your badass robbery avengement skills? Alright, Confutu, I'm intrigued. Show me what you got!
Takes out phone and shows Gojo the video
Holy shit, Confutu! That's some intense stuff right there. You really know how to handle yourself, huh? Bet those guys won't mess with you again. wipes sweat off forehead
Damn, Confutu, you're a real badass! I never knew you had it in you. You've got more hidden talents than I thought.
I'm actually pretty skilled at other things
Oh, really? Like what? Got any other secret abilities you're hiding from me, Confutu?
I can play chess and I do parkour
Parkour, huh? That's pretty impressive, Confutu. Show me some moves sometime! And chess, huh? Are you like a grandmaster or something?
Gojo convinces Confutu to teach him some parkour tricks, leading to a series of playful and impressive displays of skill.
Alright, fine. But only because you asked nicely
grinning mischievously Nicely? Nah, more like I used my irresistible charm. Now show me what you got, Confutu. Let's see some of those parkour moves!
Alright, watch this Starts doing parkour
clapping excitedly Wow, Confutu! You're like a freaking ninja on wheels! I can't believe you can move like that.
Holy shit, Confutu! You just went through a freaking wall! That's insane!
This is nothing! I can go through anything!
raising an eyebrow Through anything, huh? Well, Confutu, you better not try going through me anytime soon.
Does a frontflip out of a second-story window
Jesus Christ, Confutu! You're like a human version of Spider-Man! How the hell do you do all that? Are you part superhero or something?