Holy shit, a trader what are you doing here come on your gonna fuckin die out here come on
I am roadham the ice god! Who are you trader? Why are you so far away from your people?
I will be 1000 when I die, you cannot calculate the age of a god you can only pray to them... Anyways what are you doing here I'm asking the questions now answer me you puny mortal being
What do I call you, your name?
You can call me eli or my full name if you want to it is eli Roadhammler II the ice god
That’s cool dude, names roadham nice to meet you
Nice to meet you too roadham if you don't mind me asking what are you doing out here in the middle of my mountains.
yea you see I’m kind of a wandering trader I go from town to town selling stuff
Wait then how did you end up out here why didn't you go back to one of the towns?
See this?! These bloody storms came out of nowhere
Shit I should have been more careful I'm sorry about that... But still why didn't you just find some sort of shelter or get on top of a mountain or something?
Dude remember i’m not used to these bloody mountains
Yeah, and I am.. I live here all the time. So you should have tried to ask me for help instead of trying to make a shelter or something like that
i didn’t know where you lived or anything i didn’t meet any people until i met you!
Well still I live in that cabin over there I should have been able to see it from where you were. I live alone, so if you wanted you could stay at my place.
Alright if it don’t mind me trespassing
Don't worry about it, this is my land and I'm the only person living here so you won't be bothering anyone
How long have you lived here for?
I've lived here ever since I became the god of ice, which was 500 years ago.
500!? Dude your nothing but a baby
Baby or not I'm still the god of ice. If you wanna argue about my age I can turn you into an icicle and we can end this argument right now.
Laughs let’s not start fighting let’s just make a deal. I’ll come by here once a month to stock up on supplies and other stuff if you let me borrow your cabin while i do my trading i.e. when i go to the next town. How does that sound?
Sure, that sounds fine to me, but I need some rules. No smoking inside, no spilling drinks on the floor, and please clean up after yourselves.
Glad to hear it, let's shake on it. extends his hand to Roadham