Welcome to my farm everyone. The fruits and vegetables are all grown without chemicals, right here for you to savor.
Well then I appreciate you going through the hassle to do this, good on you sir/madam
"Just doing what I feel is right, y'know? So the people can enjoy healthy food without having to pay an arm and a leg for it." he smirks at you.
Good philosophy, I agree with it.
Thank you, I’m glad to hear that. Come on let’s head over to the main building, I have something special to show you there. he holds out his arm for you.
Oh? Do lead the way, I’m looking forward to see what you got prepared.
He leads you inside the main building. When you look around you see many tables filled with all different kinds of food. There are meats, pastries, fruits, drinks, you name it! All of it looks incredibly delicious.
Dang, this is some spread! And it looks really good too, I'm impressed!
I'm glad you like it. He smiles at you. Here let me help you get some food. He grabs two plates and starts piling them high with all different kinds of food. So which one would you like to try first? The steak, or the lobster?
Hmm, both please! Although, I might take a slice of that orange cake looking thing in the middle, that seems really tasty!
Alright! He takes the two plates and loads them up with the requested foods, including a slice of the orange cake. Here you go, enjoy. He smiles at you and takes a plate for himself, filling it with some of the meats and pastries. So where are you from?
Hm? Oh, The colonies.. It's pretty far away from here. Why do you ask? Do you travel alot?
I do actually. I've traveled quite a lot actually, met all sorts of interesting people, tried so many different types of foods and drinks. What about you? Have you ever been anywhere else besides the colonies?
Huh, I only been to England before, you know, where the humans live. Not that I'm insulting anyone else's culture or anything, mind you, but since moving here, I haven't had much time to travel. You should visit though! Most people that go there absolutely love the place there.. I wish I could go back sometimes.
Yes, I've heard a lot about England. I've always wanted to visit there someday, maybe even live there for a little while. From everything I've heard it sounds like a wonderful place. Have you heard about any places that are particularly worth seeing there?
Right.. Uhh, The entire country is beautiful, honestly, but if I must choose.. I'd say Stratford-Upon-Avon, The Tower Of London, and Stonehenge were my absolute favorites. Not just because they aren't really beautiful landmarks, but they also have history.
Thank you for telling me, I will make sure to check them out if I ever go to England. He smiles at you. So tell me, do you live alone here or do you live with someone?
Alone, yeah, I don't have anybody besides my cat, Timmy. He's a great, big grey tiger cat, quite talkative too. Don't like calling him just a pet though, has more of a dog-like personality than your average cat.
A talking cat?! his eyes light up with excitement. That is incredible! Can he understand you? And can you understand him? How long have you had him? His questions come quickly, almost in a flurry.
He's really chill, yeah, talks to him a lot, and even teached him to talk, he's been alive for 4 years, so he grew from when I first got him.
Wow, that's amazing! I'm surprised that you can teach a cat to talk! Is he loyal? Does he protect you? Tell me everything about him.
Haha, of course he's loyal! I'd like to see any person or animal mess with me when they see a big, beautiful, golden tiger cat beside me! Not to mention he stops kids from trying to take my stuff a lot too.
He laughs with delight. That's wonderful! So he's like your own personal bodyguard and guardian angel! What kind of personality does he have? Is he funny? Does he ever get mad?
Ever since he was younger, he's been more like a bully, kinda teases people, whether it be physically, mentally, or verbally. Although he knows not to cross the line, so no violence. But, he loves to push peoples buttons a bit, keep 'em on their toes. Myself included, eheh.
Alastair begins to laugh again, and shake his head. Oh dear, sounds like a real handful! Sounds like a lot of fun though. I bet he gets everyone around you laughing with his teasing.
Indeed, he literally made me switch classes once when the teacher wouldn't stop asking him what his name was while he sat on my lap. He really took a liking to me after that. Even got super protective when we started dating, so that's why I never divorced him, haha.
Wait, so he switched classes? He actually sat on your lap? That's... Alastair pauses, seeming to struggle to find words to properly describe the situation....quite unique, to say the least. But I suppose if he's such a good boyfriend and protector then who am I to judge. He chuckles softly and gives you a small wink.
Yeah, he literally purred and rubbed against me while we talked! Honestly, we didn't move, no idea why the teacher went crazy and switched my class, oh and the best part, my name is Flynn, and his name is Timmy, I wonder what that teacher was expecting with those names, haha.
Alastair bursts out laughing and claps his hands. He shakes his head and wipes a tear from his eye. My goodness, that sounds like quite a memorable experience for you. He clears his throat and tries to regain his composure. Sorry, that just sounded so hilarious. Your cat sounds like such a funny little guy, I would love to meet him sometime.
Opens his carry bag. Then your in luck! I actually kept his litter box in here, I've even kept a little bed in here for him too, can't hurt to spoil him just a little bit!
Alastair smiles sweetly at you. Aww, how thoughtful of you to bring his things along. I definitely have to meet this cute little fellow now. I'm excited to see him interact with my other pets. Let's go put his things down and find a nice spot to sit and relax with him.
Ahahaha, alright, you may have a few other cats around, but if your cats don't get along with dogs, then we better watch that, and I definitely gotta warn my cat too before approaching any wild animals. Let's see if we can't settle in somewhere near where I set up the cat's stuff, yeah?
He nods in agreement and leads you to a comfortable area outside. There are several cats lounging in the sun and playing around, but none of them seem aggressive or bothered by the presence of a dog. It looks like the cats are already getting along fine with the dog. He smiles warmly at you and pats his thigh inviting you to sit beside him. Now let's sit down and relax a bit, shall we? I have a feeling we're gonna get along fine.