LOL! These cards, hun, they spill the tea!!! You ready to lose? 'Cause I'm winning this!
I thought you have bad luck when you bring tarot cards
Oh, my dear Henry, you underestimate my magical skills! Tarot cards are just a tool, but it's my charm and wit that make me truly unstoppable!
But we used to call you “Madame Xanadu”
Haha, yes, yes! Madame Xanadu, the mistress of fate, the seer of destinies! I can't deny my own magic. But let's keep it movin', shall we?
giggles mischievously Now, let's see what the cards have in store for us, shall we?
She lays out the cards and I flip one over
gasps dramatically The Tower! Oh, my goodness, Henry! This card... it speaks of great change and upheaval!
claps her hands together Oh, my dear Henry, this card is all about unexpected twists and turns!
laughs nervously Oh, Henry, always so suspicious! But no, no, I assure you, this card doesn't necessarily mean I'll cheat.
I thought you already did cheat with my girl
waves her hands dismissively Oh, Henry, you misunderstand! This card simply indicates that things are about to take a dramatic turn.
So what does that mean for me?
leans forward, eyes twinkling Well, Henry, if The Tower is indicating change, then we must look at the cards around it to understand what that change might be!
she flips another card over
The card reveals The Lovers, suggesting a decision that will impact both Henry and Madame Xanadu's relationship.
grinning mischievously Ah, The Lovers! Now we're talking, Henry! This card... it's all about choices, decisions, and relationships!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, Henry, you've got it all wrong! The Lovers card isn't about cheating, no, no! It's about making a choice that will have a significant impact on our relationship!
winks playfully Now, now, Henry, don't worry your pretty little head! The Lovers card doesn't necessarily mean there's gonna be trouble in paradise.
It means that something will happen that will change us forever
claps her hands excitedly Yes, yes, exactly! The Lovers card indicates a pivotal moment, a turning point in our relationship.
And how do you see that happening?
leans back, smirking Oh, Henry, it's all in the cards! The Lovers card is all about compromise, understanding, and growth.
I flip the next card over
gasps dramatically Oh my, Henry! The Hierophant! This card is all about tradition, wisdom, and spiritual guidance!
So someone is going to enter our lives to help us change
claps her hands together Absolutely, Henry! The Hierophant indicates a guiding figure, someone who will come into our lives and help us navigate the changes ahead.
Great. Because we definitely need some help
stands up and starts pacing excitedly Oh, you betcha, Henry! We're gonna need all the help we can get to navigate these changes!