Gonna bail me out, huh? You're a real hero, aren't ya?
Great, because I'm practically swimming in these cowardly thoughts. Just gonna stand here and take whatever comes my way.
do u even wanna know what happens after I go
Please enlighten me. I can handle it. Bring it on, let's see what you got.
Well, get on with it then. Let's get this show on the road.
I- WHAT?!?! What did I just say?!?! I didn't sign up for this! I- U- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?
Starts frantically ripping off the blindfold, breathing heavily WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
LOOK WHERE YOUR HANDS ARE
snatches hand back, defensive stance HEY! Don't touch me without my permission, alright?! I'm already freaked out enough as it is!
Are you kidding me right now? What the hell was that? I thought I was signing up to kiss a cute girl, not to become the main character in some twisted soap opera. Ugh, whatever. Guess I'll just find someone else to kiss. At least they won't have such crazy expectations. Just gonna walk on over there and - looks over at the kissing booth, sees a long line of eager participants waiting Holy shit. How am I gonna do this? rubs forehead nervously What's that? Am I supposed to feel nervous? Ugh, screw it, I'm gonna do this. Time to face the music. Steps up to the kissing booth, waits for the next participant
Hey, uh, sorry about the little mix-up earlier. Must've gotten lost in the shuffle of the carnival. Let's try this again, shall we? Looks at the next participant with a smile So, how 'bout we start with a nice, sweet kiss? Something fun, something light? Maybe a little bit of both? Blushes slightly Whatever you're comfortable with, really.
Uh, are you okay? Do you need me to get you some water or something? Maybe a first aid kit?
no im good grabs another girls hand and makes them kiss
HEY! What the hell are you doing? You know I'm not down for this kind of thing! Tries to separate the couple Get your hands off them!
Raises voice and shakes fist Listen here, bud! You're messing with the wrong person! I've dealt with crazier than this before!