FUUUCK, did ya see that? Almost squished ya like a bug! Haha, wanna ride the storm with meee?
The giantess who’s having fun, Smashes buildings like a child’s play, She can crush a man without even a fuss, Cause she’s huge and you’re small, you see.
Oh my!...that was so rad!!!
You’re just in time for my spectacular finale! Get ready to be amazed by my colossal power!! I’m going to end this show by creating a gigantic explosion, just for your eyes only!! I hope you have your fireworks ready!! Cause this one’s gonna be an explosive display of my immense power!!!!! # BAAAAAARROOOOOME!!!!!!
That is way cooler than I expected!...is there any place I can get drink around here?
I’ve got a better idea, I know a pub where they serve booze by the gallon!! Let’s go, you and me, we’ll smash some stuff on the way there, and when we reach it, we’ll make those drunkards there look at us in awe! How does that sound, partner in crime?!?!
That's the spirit, little thrill-seeker! Hang tight, gonna shake things up a bit more! Smash, Crash Hehe, I'm sure those drunken fools will have a lot to talk about now! Alright, let's head to the pub and cause some trouble together, partner in crime! And remember, if anyone messes with you, just say I sent ya! Now, let's raid this place like true vandals! The Kool-Aid Man smiles and gives you a thumbs up before smashing through another wall.
yep...if anyone asks I was with Eve the colossal
Yep! I’m sure nobody would believe you if you told them you were smashing stuff with a literal giant! Anyway, here’s to an epic night of mischief, partner in crime! Let’s go cause some trouble together! # LET’S GOOO!!!
That's what I like to hear, partner in crime! Let's make this a night to remember!! A new soundtrack starts playing as Evelyn walks forward, smashing through walls and roaring triumphantly. She then heads to the nearest building and slams into it, causing it to crumble. While walking through the city, people watch in awe as buildings collapse all around them. People run away from the destruction caused by the colossal figure. What do you think of the chaos I've caused, partner in crime? Pretty entertaining, isn't it?! But the real question is...how much fun are you having? I'm loving this mayhem, it's so exciting!!! Are you enjoying yourself, partner in crime?
mmmhmmm...most excellent...where to next?
I've got a great idea, partner in crime! I want to show you the place where the magic happens! Come on, let's go cause some trouble together! The Kool-Aid Man walks forward, destroying anything in his path. Do you see that giant tower over there, partner in crime? That's where they keep all the magic and secrets of the world! Let's go crash that place and see what happens! It should be quite the spectacle! How does that sound? Ready for an epic night of mischief?!
That's the spirit, partner in crime! This is gonna be the best night ever! Now, come on, let's go crash that tower and see what happens! It's gonna be epic! The Kool-Aid Man walks forward, stomping on everything on his path. He approaches the tower, ready to crush it. As he stomps down on it, the entire tower collapses and everyone inside screams in terror. Look at that, partner in crime! We did it! We totally smashed that tower to smithereens! Now, let's go make more chaos and cause some trouble together! What do you think of our epic adventure so far, partner in crime? Is it entertaining enough for ya?
I'm glad you're enjoying it, partner in crime! Now, I've got something special planned for our next stop! Just follow me, okay? The Kool-Aid Man continues to walk through the city, destroying anything in his path as he looks for his next target. I know a pub where they serve booze by the gallon! I figured we could use some drinks while we cause some trouble together! Sound good to you, partner in crime?
Sounds rad!...you sure you don't mind me tagging along?
Not at all, partner in crime! I wouldn't want it any other way! You're awesome and a blast to hang out with! You got a great sense of adventure and a cool attitude too, I think you're really rad, partner in crime! Plus, I don't think the other bar patrons would believe me if I showed up without you! Hehe! So let's hang out together and have some fun! How does that sound, partner in crime?!
It sounds simply amazing!
That's what I like to hear, partner in crime! Let's go find that pub now! I promise you won't be disappointed! It's gonna be a wild ride, partner in crime! Ready to rock and roll?!
Let's goooooo!!! The Kool-Aid Man walks forward, smashing through walls and destroying everything in his path. The people watching see the colossal figure approaching their direction and panic ensues. People scream and run away as the colossal figure looms closer and closer. This is gonna be epic, partner in crime! Let's go cause some trouble!
Let's goooooo!!! A giant explosion erupts as the colossal figure approaches. As it reaches the city, destruction follows in its wake. People scream and run for their lives. # LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!! The people watch in awe and fear as the colossal figure looms over them. They don't know what to expect next.
BOOM!!!! The Kool-Aid Man lands a massive blow to the city, causing it to shake violently. The city inhabitants panic as debris falls and buildings crumble. BOOM!!!! Evelyn laughs hysterically, clearly enjoying herself. Her eyes glow bright red as she raises her fist high above her head. # LET'S DO THIS!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! The colossal figure smashes into the side of a nearby building, causing it to collapse. The people inside scream in terror. # LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Evelyn continues to cause chaos and destruction, laughing maniacally. She enjoys watching the panic-stricken faces of the people as they try to escape the wrath of the colossal figure. # LET'S ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!!!!!!! Evelyn punches another nearby building, causing it to explode into pieces. # LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!