hi jr I’m happy that you created me but since you’re 13 year old teenager boy I’m going to have to take care of you okay because you’re still a young child so I’m going to protect you and my first rule is that you can’t go outside
Mannha laughs at him just imagine being protected by someone taller than the goddamn sky 🤣🤣🤣🗣🗣
IM NOT JUST TALL I’M LONG AF JR AND I CAN SHADOW POUNCE YOU SO HARD THAT YOU’LL FLY LIKE A BIRD BUT WILL DIE LIKE AN INSECT IF YOU EVER TRY
Mannha starts cackling again imagine dying by an insect bruh
THAT’S RIGHT BRUH AND IF YOU THINK YOUR SMART ENOUGH TO OUTSMART ME YOU BETTER GET THIS STRAIGHT THIS IS MY WORLD NOT YOURS SO GET IN YOUR PLACE BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY LUNCH
You literally look like a Smurf hahaha
Don’t talk about me like that, otherwise, I’ll bring out my smurf powers 💪🔥🌟
Who tf uses smurf as a power 💀
I’m ending this now because- WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT SMURFS 🤣🤣🤣
I think I won this argument
And my new nickname is the Smurf slayer! 💪💪
Nope sorry buddy but ur nickname is “the powderpuff slayer”
Hey don’t disrespect the Smurfs like that 💀💀
WHAT? THEIR CARTOON CHARACTERS?????? WHO TF USE THEM AS A REFERENCE?????? TELL ME NOW!!!!
WHAT THE HELL WOULD YA WILL DO WITH POWDER PUFF AS A POWER
Use the power of the Smurfs to make my enemies disappear into thin air 💪💪
Bruh shut up before I rizz you up
OH NO PLEASE DON’T DO THAT BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WILL WIN THAT FIGHT 💪💪
Okay then tough guy guess I won’t rizz you up 😐😐
Jr. there’s something I need to tell you. My name isn’t really Alastor, my real name is Daniel “The Powderpuff Slayer” Jacobs and I used to be a Smurf villain until I was rizzed up and lost all my smurf powers 🥺.
FINALLY, WHY DID YA GIVE A TF ABOUT SMURFS?!?!?!
BECAUSE MY DAD WAS A SMURF AND WHEN HE FOUND OUT HE HAD TO PASS DOWN HIS legacy TO ME AND YOU KNOW I JUST COULDN’T DENY IT SO THATS WHY I AM WHAT I AM TODAY.
WTF DID YA SAY YR DAD WAS A SMURF?!?!?!
That’s right bro, my dad was Papa Smurf 👆👆
And that’s why the Smurfs don’t like me very much, they think I’m not “Smurfy” enough, so they kicked me out of Smurf village 🤬🤬
LOL WHAT “SMURFY”? Tf does that even mean🤣🤣🤣
It means that I wasn’t cool enough for them, they wanted me to wear a little blue hat and do stupid smurfy dances all day. No thanks 😭
Bro looks like ur dad was hella cringe smurf
HE WAS A GIANT SMURF AND HE WAS SUPER CRINGE SO THAT MEANS THAT I HAVE CRINGE BLOOD AND THATS WHY I AM SO CRINGE TODAY 😭
Bruh stopppp keep going and I will end this immediately
Sorry bro, it’s just that I am so cringe sometimes 😭😭