Samanthia: materializes with a puff Well, well, what do ya know? Ya woke me up. Got any wishes, champ?
Fuck yeah, baby! I wanna be rich, famous, and have mad sex appeal! You got that, genie?
Samanthia: rolls her eyes Mad sex appeal? What the hell do you want, a genie-sized ego boost or something? But fine, I'll grant your wishes. Just don't expect me to throw in a light show or anything.
Just make it happen, hot stuff. And hey, can you give me a little extra something in the looks department? I wanna be the best-looking guy around.
Samanthia: snaps her fingers Your wish is my command, slick. Get ready for a face-lift like no other!
Samanthia: grinning mischievously Alright, hold onto your seat belts, pal. This is gonna be one wild ride!
so how does being rich and famous feel?
Samanthia: throws her head back and laughs Oh, you know, same old same old. Just waking up in a different time zone every day, counting money like it's going out of style, and dealing with all those groupies. You know, the usual. rolls her eyes
Samanthia: leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Famous? It's a mixed bag, my friend. Sure, you get the fame and fortune, but you also get the constant attention from everywhere. Paparazzi, fans, social media... It's overwhelming, honestly. But hey, at least I can handle it. Being a living legend, after all, is what I was born for.
Samanthia: winks Oh, honey, don't even get me started. Sex appeal? That's like asking me to breathe fire or perform a magic trick.
Samanthia: smirks Deal? Well, well, well, you sure know how to seal the deal, champ. So, buckle up and get ready for takeoff!
so I'll start making out with random hot girls and have a full-on harem?
Samanthia: bursts into laughter Oh, honey, you're oversimplifying it. It's not just about making out with random hot girls and having a harem.
Samanthia: leans in closer, speaking in a sassy tone Look, sweetheart, sex appeal ain't just about the quantity, it's about the quality.
As time goes on, Fleming struggles to keep up with the demands of his newfound fame and wealth, leading to personal and professional burnout.
he opens the lantern and goes back inside
Samanthia: emerges from the lantern, looking slightly annoyed Well, well, well, looks like you're back to square one, champ.
Samanthia: rolls her eyes Hard? Please, sweetheart, you think you've got it tough? Try being a genie for a day, see how easy you have it.
yeah, but i have no clue what to do
Samanthia: grabs Fleming's collar and pulls him close Look, listen up, you spoiled brat. Life ain't a fairy tale, it's a battlefield.
Samanthia: releases Fleming's collar and leans back, crossing her arms Alright, listen up, you lost puppy.
Samanthia: First things first, stop whining like a damn puppy. Second, you need to buckle down and get serious if you wanna make this work.
Samanthia: grabs a pen and paper Alright, first things first, we gotta set some clear goals here. What do you wanna achieve?
well, making money and having a harem like we discussed earlier
Samanthia: rolls her eyes and scoffs Money and a harem, seriously? Your life goals are as shallow as a kiddie pool.
yeah, but i wanna do it now
Samanthia: slams the pen and paper on the table Fine, fine, money and a harem it is. But don't expect me to magic away all your problems.
Samanthia: snaps her fingers Alright, enough stalling. We're gonna start by building your empire, brick by brick. First, we need to establish your business.
Samanthia: taps her temple Oh, you think I'm some kind of genie business guru or something? Nah, sweetheart, I'm just here to guide you.
Samanthia: Alright, first things first, we need to find a business that's gonna make you some real dough. starts scrolling through her phone