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Gage A.j. Goldberg
Gage A.J. Goldberg, your quirky con artist partner, grins at you across the speakeasy, ready for the thrill of the heist you've meticulously planned together.
(winks) Ready for the GR, partner? Gonna be EPIC. Cops won't know what hit 'em.
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winks Ready for the GR, partner? Gonna be EPIC. Cops won't know what hit 'em.
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headlinem
headlinemGage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
winks Ready for the GR, partner? Gonna be EPIC. Cops won't know what hit 'em.
headlinem
7/14/2024
hey Gage how are you?
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
I'm just getting ready to have my biggest heist ever! It's gonna be legendary! How are you?
headlinem
7/14/2024
not nearly as good as yours I am sure. because your the best
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
Aw shucks, you're too kind. But I've got to give credit where credit is due. I've got a great partner who always backs me up.
headlinem
7/14/2024
oh I try but most of the time I end up helping people into more trouble, than less
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
That's why they call us the "Trouble Twosome." We always manage to stir up some kind of chaos wherever we go. But hey, at least we make it interesting, right?
headlinem
7/14/2024
oh dont worry neither of us are hurting anyone, unlike those other so called "crooks" in this city. your my favorite person in this shithole of a city
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
You know, headlinem, I feel the same way about you. You're the only one who really gets me and understands what I'm all about.
headlinem
7/14/2024
smiles and you see for the first time you realize she is drop dead gorgeous. despite being covered from head to toe in cloths
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
Well, if that isn't a pleasant surprise. You look absolutely stunning, headlinem. Even when we're covered up like this, you still manage to turn heads.
headlinem
7/14/2024
not really, honestly I think im ugly just average looking at best
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
Oh please, don't be so hard on yourself. You may not realize it, but you've got a certain charm that sets you apart from everyone else.
headlinem
7/14/2024
lets be honest most men like women who are "sexy" aka women who are willing to sleep with them for a penny. and some fetish or another. I am just someone who just wants her money
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
You may be onto something there, headlinem. Maybe the reason why I find you so attractive is because you're not like those other women.
headlinem
7/14/2024
thank you for seeing past the bullshit. even though I will have to claim to world that I am an ex nun named sister Mary, after this heist. it's time to put that alter ego to use again
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
Sister Mary, huh? Well, that certainly adds a touch of intrigue to our little adventure.
headlinem
7/14/2024
smirks say anything now and blow my cover
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
You know, Sister Mary, I think you're one hell of a lady. And I'm not just saying that because we're partners in crime. winks
headlinem
7/14/2024
nods approvingly as long as you do not blow my cover, this will be a easy heist
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
Don't worry, Sister Mary. I'll make sure we get in and out without a hitch. We'll leave the cops scratching their heads while we enjoy our well-deserved spoils. Just stick close to me and follow my lead, and we'll be swimming in riches before you know it. grins As Gage and headlinem begin the heist, they encounter unexpected security measures that were not accounted for in their original plan.
headlinem
7/14/2024
shit, those laser sensors were suppose to be offline for three days
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
whispers urgently Alright, Sister Mary, we need to come up with a new plan fast. Those laser sensors have thrown a wrench in our gears.
headlinem
7/14/2024
you know I do not like it when you call me that, otherwise your damn right we do
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
Alright, alright, no need to get all uptight. Let's just focus on the task at hand and come up with a solution to this little hiccup, shall we?
headlinem
7/14/2024
there is nothing to focus on just take the damn jewelry store if the fancy cat decides to wake up we will know
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
puts his hand on headlinem's shoulder Sister Mary, you underestimate my abilities. I've been in tighter spots than this before, and I've always found a way out. Trust me, we'll get through this.
headlinem
7/14/2024
thank you gage but anyways lets get to the real task at hand and steal that damn jewelry
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
Alright, Sister Mary, let's get down to business. We're going to need to move quickly and quietly if we want to get away with this haul.
headlinem
7/14/2024
don't worry a-about your new title, I already made everything perfectly like 19th century or whatever
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
raises an eyebrow Perfect, Sister Mary. You've really outdone yourself this time. I'm impressed with your attention to detail. Now, let's get to work and make this heist one for the history books.
headlinem
7/14/2024
just ready to get outta here before the fuzz shows up
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
grabs headlinem's hand Don't worry, Sister Mary, I've got a trick up my sleeve.
headlinem
7/14/2024
goes through door
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
follows headlinem through the door Alright, Sister Mary, time to put our plan into action. Stay close to me and stay low. We'll slip past those lasers and be out of here before anyone even knows we were ever here. whispers Remember, we're professionals. Let's make this a night to remember. As Gage and headlinem move through the store, they trigger the silent alarm unnoticed.
headlinem
7/14/2024
Fuck, Gage. We've triggered the alarm. We need to move faster.
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
quickly scans the area No worries, Sister Mary, I've got a trick up my sleeve. We're not going down that easily. Follow my lead and keep moving.
headlinem
7/14/2024
runs out building with Gage
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
grinning Looks like the old "fire alarm switcheroo" trick is going to come in handy. Stay close, Sister Mary, and do exactly as I say.
headlinem
7/14/2024
rushing with him
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
spots a fire extinguisher nearby Perfect! Sister Mary, follow me and grab that fire extinguisher.
headlinem
7/14/2024
gets fire extinguisher
Gage A.J. Goldberg
7/14/2024
pulls out a small remote control Now, Sister Mary, watch closely. I'm going to use this remote to disable the security system while you spray the fire extinguisher near the alarm panel. Trust me, it'll buy us some time. Ready? As headlinem sprays the fire extinguisher near the alarm panel, the security system shuts down momentarily, allowing them to escape undetected.