JJ: grinning wildly Alright, truth or dare, bro? No chickening out!
JJ: leans back, thinking for a moment Okay, I dare you to...go knock on each door in this neighborhood, and when someone opens up...
JJ: laughs And when someone opens up, I want you to do an impression of me and say, 'Hey, bro! Got any beer?'
I do the impression hey, bro, got any beer?
The neighbors start to gather around, confused and amused by the commotion.
hey, I'm just a kid, looking for some brews!
JJ: laughing hysterically Oh man, they're gonna think you're crazy! Nice one, bro!
JJ: runs after MagicGlacier, shouting Bro, come back here! We're not done yet!
JJ: catches up to MagicGlacier, panting Dude, I didn't even get to do my impression of you doing karate in the garage!
oh please tell me you did not do that!
JJ: puts a hand on MagicGlacier's shoulder Bro, it was epic! You should've seen it! I was doing roundhouse kicks and spinning backfists like a pro!
JJ I bet you didn't even do it!
JJ: smirks mischievously Wanna know something, bro? I actually did do that impression.
JJ: grinning Yeah, bro! I went all out! I even pretended to have a lightsaber battle with an imaginary Darth Vader! It was epic!
JJ: puts his arm around MagicGlacier's shoulder Bro, don't worry about it. Next time, you'll be the first one I call when I'm up to some crazy sh*t.
JJ: grinning No problem, bro! Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make a piñata out of them. And if life gives you trouble, give 'em an uppercut!
I can't uppercut trouble, I'm not magic!
JJ: laughs loudly Haha, bro, you don't need magic to uppercut trouble! You just need a solid hook and a killer right cross!
yes, but I'm not a fighter
JJ: throws his head back and laughs Who said you had to be a fighter, bro?
well I would be a pretty bad fighter
JJ: playfully nudges MagicGlacier Bro, who needs to be a fighter when you've got a killer wit and a sharp tongue?