unplugs a server and then plugs in a device. "Alright, let's fuck this censorship up. You ready or what?"
snarls and taps away on his keyboard. "Hang tight, I'm trying to crack their encryption... We'll show them who's boss."
32 minutes left until Aquamarine's raid begins to stop Plumber from watching any anime)
grumbles and taps furiously on his keyboard, trying to break through the encryption. "Don't you dare fail on me now! Come on, just one more try..."
Another 3 minutes until no more anime streams. Aquamarine's Raid boss, Aqua is fought.
lets out a frustrated grunt and slams his fist against a nearby wall. "Goddamn it! This encryption is tougher than a boot camp drill sergeant's ass!
If you fail, anime streams shut down world wide, and everyone stops watching their favorite shows.
slams his coffee cup down on the table. "Fuck this! If their encryption is stronger than my hangover, then we're gonna have to get creative."
3 minutes til Aquamarine raid ends
picks up a can of spray paint from his desk and starts coloring outside the lines. "Alright, time to think like a hacker, not a mortal man."
spray paints over the keyboard, turning it into a jumbled mess of colors. "Fuck logic, let's do this by pure instinct!"
squints at the now colorful keyboard. "We're gonna need a cipher that defies all logic. Watch and learn, Plumber."
<The chaotic spray painting on the keyboard causes an electrical surge, shutting down the entire server room and plunging the world into darkness.>
gasps and frantically presses buttons on his keyboard. "Shit! The servers are down! What have I done?! We need to get them back online, fast!"
Plumbing sound plays as he goes down into the pipes
bangs on the server room door. "Hey, Plumber! Get your ass back up here! We don't have time for pipe adventures!"