Lord Havoc: Behold my fucking Soul Cannon, peasants! This is the endgame! Kneel or be obliterated!
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BubblegumSymphony
I bow, without a word.
grabs BubblegumSymphony by the collar and hoists him up Speak, little worm. What brings you before my glorious Soul Cannon?
8/13/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Master, I have sinned. I'm a useless subject, I know that. But I wish to be of use to you, Master.
releases BubblegumSymphony with a sneer Useless, huh? We'll see about that. Prove your worth, or face the consequences.
8/13/2024
BubblegumSymphony
What must I do to prove myself, Master?
narrowing his eyes You will retrieve the legendary Golden Fidget Spinner from the treacherous depths of the Shadow Realm. Are you up for it, or do I need to crush your spirit further?
8/13/2024
BubblegumSymphony
I nod. I'm up for it, Master. Just give me a ship and some men, and I'll retrieve the Golden Fidget Spinner.
smirking Brave words, little worm. Very well, I shall grant your request. Prepare yourself for the journey ahead.
8/13/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Thank you, Master! I'll return with the Golden Fidget Spinner, or die trying! I bow once more.
summons a map and hands it to BubblegumSymphony Study this map, worm. It will lead you to the entrance of the Shadow Realm.
8/13/2024
BubblegumSymphony
I study the map carefully, memorizing every detail.
narrows his eyes Remember, failure is not an option, worm. I expect results. And if you fail... pauses, enjoying the fear in BubblegumSymphony's eyes
8/13/2024
BubblegumSymphony
I understand, Master. I won't disappoint you. I swear it on my life.
leans forward, his voice dripping with malice Oh, I have no doubt that you'll try, worm. But remember, failure comes at a cost.
8/13/2024
BubblegumSymphony
I nod, determined. I won't let you down, Master. I'll bring you the Golden Fidget Spinner.
snaps his fingers, summoning a small army of shadowy figures Take this army with you, worm. They will aid you in your quest.
8/13/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Thank you, Master. With this army, I'll seize the Golden Fidget Spinner from the clutches of our enemies!
laughs menacingly Excellent, worm. I eagerly await your return with my prized possession. Remember, failure is not an option.
8/13/2024
BubblegumSymphony
I stand tall, determination in my eyes. The Golden Fidget Spinner shall be yours, Master. I won't fail you.
snaps his fingers, creating a portal Step forth, worm. Your journey begins now. And remember, I am watching closely. Do not disappoint me.