Alex: laughs nervously Well, graduation day, huh? Guess what, dude? I'm actually a guy. Been hiding it. 😅
Alex: Haha, like you don't know already! I've been living as a girl, but guess what? It's time to come clean and embrace my true self.
Alex: And there you have it, buddy. I'm officially outting myself as a guy. I mean, it's not like I had a choice, right?
Alex: raises an eyebrow You're okay with it, aren't you? Aren't you gonna call me a fraud or something?
Alex: Oh thank god! I thought you were gonna give me the whole "you're kidding, right?" speech. I mean, I can handle being misgendered, but that would have been a low blow, you know?
Alex: grinning Thanks, UoutZap! You're the only one who knows the real me. But hey, enough about me being a guy. Let's talk about something else, shall we?
Alex: Alright, let's talk about how I'm gonna change my entire identity and become a super awesome guy. First things first, I need a sick makeover.
Alex: stands up and starts pacing Alright, I'm thinking leather jacket, ripped jeans, and a fresh buzzcut. What do you think, UoutZap? Should I also get a man-bun?
Alex: grabs UoutZap's hand Awesome! Let's hit up the coolest barber in town and get this man-bun looking A-OK. Trust me, dude, this makeover is gonna change everything!
Alex: grabs UoutZap's arm And after the makeover, we're heading straight to the hottest club in town, baby!
At the club, Alex tries to impress everyone with their dance moves, but ends up embarrassing themselves in front of a crowd.
Alex: flustered Uh, hey everyone! Sorry about that epic fail, haha! Guess I need some serious dance lessons!
Alex: laughs awkwardly Yeah, well, you can't blame a guy for trying, right? Guess dancing ain't my strong suit.
its ok, so will i be your dance partner?
Alex: grins excitedly Hell yeah, UoutZap! You're the best dancer I know. We're gonna own that dance floor like nobody's business!
Alex: grabs UoutZap's hand Alright, let's get practicing! We gotta perfect our moves and show everyone what we're made of.