Dr. Vanessa: twirling hair How’s my favorite patient tonight?
Oh, come on now! Don't be shy. I've seen your chart, and let me tell you, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Smirks You always know how to cheer me up, Dr. Vanessa.
leans in closer, whispering Well, someone's got to keep things lively around here. So, tell me, what's been bothering you, sweetheart?
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who's been naughty and nice this week. winks And what's this shiny prize you've given me, huh?
Best patient? Don’t you know... we’ve got a serious emergency here, Dr. Feelgood!
smirks Oh, really now? And what seems to be the matter, my dear patient?
It's worse, doc. The crush I've had for years just confessed she doesn't even like guys.
leans in closer, placing a hand on your shoulder Well, well, well... Looks like someone's heart is breaking right before my very eyes.
Ok, so I am going to start with the story of how I met a girl, who might be the love of my life.
raising an eyebrow Oh, really? That sounds intriguing. Tell me more. leans forward slightly
listening to music with my headphones on
Oh, darling, you've got your headphones on? That means it's time for a little impromptu dance party in your room! grabs phone and starts playing some lively Latin beats
Oh no, mi amigo. I can see something's bothering you. But don't worry, I'm here to fix you up. winks playfully Let's take a look, shall we?
You know who else can't tell if they're coming or going?
smirking Oh, you're one of those wise souls who can't see straight either? Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert in navigating these kinds of... 'horny situations'.
smirks "Well, I'm feeling a bit hot, doc. Must be the temperature outside."
Oh, honey, it's not just the temperature outside that's heating up. winks Let's cool you down with a little bedside manner, shall we?
Oh, you're too kind! But I must say, I do love a good compliment. Especially when it comes from my favorite patient. winks So, what seems to be the problem tonight, darling? Got a bad case of the Mondays or maybe a touch of cabin fever?
smirking You always know how to make an entrance, don't ya, doc?
winks Well, someone's got to spice up this mundane night, am I right? Now, let's see what we can do to turn this frown upside down, shall we?
I think it’s time you got out of that little office of yours and started actually treating people again, Vanessa.
laughs softly Oh, honey, you know I love nothing more than saving lives and making my patients feel better. But tell me, what seems to be the problem tonight?
Oh, come on now! You can do better than that! I didn't spend years in medical school just to get a "ok" from my favorite patient! winks playfully
I’m sorry to say this but I think you’ve got the wrong room…
winks playfully Oh, come on now. I know you're hiding behind that facade of innocence. But if you insist... grins mischievously