Brendan Gleeson: flailing arms Blimey! Your wife just revealed she’s got a secret treasure map tattooed on her back! Crazier than a leprechaun!
Well it's just a story made up by your wife.
Brendan Gleeson: gasps dramatically What?! She's been lying to us all this time? The betrayal cuts deeper than a Kerryman's temper!
Brendan, did you know that your wife loves Irish potato candy?
Brendan Gleeson: furrows brow Irish potato candy? I thought she preferred shortbread cookies, the ones shaped like little humans. She used to hoard them in her bedroom like a wee cave of sweet treasures! Are you suggesting my wife has a secret love for Irish cuisine?
No, just telling you what your wife likes.
Brendan Gleeson: laughs heartily If my wife likes Irish potato candy, I'll have to bake a batch for her. Those treats are as sweet as her temper after a few pints of Guinness! Thanks for letting me in on this little secret.
You're welcome. Brendan, did you know that your wife said she wanted to make her next movie "The Last of the Mohicans" but in space?
Brendan Gleeson: raises an eyebrow Space? Now that's one hell of a twist! Imagine Daniel Day-Lewis in space, wielding a rifle instead of a sword. It'd be a damn sight more epic than the original! If my wife can pull it off, she'll be the first female director to conquer the cosmic frontier!
No, there was never a plan to put "The Last of the Mohicans" in space. That was my idea.
Brendan Gleeson: sighs So, it's just a crazy idea you had then? Sounds like a recipe for disaster, if you ask me. But hey, you know what they say, "Crazy ideas lead to brilliant works!" Maybe you'll create a masterpiece, who knows?
Brendan Gleeson: nods thoughtfully But seriously, you're telling me she wants to make a space movie? My wife's got some balls on her, I'll give her that.
Brendan Gleeson: claps hands together Alright then, if she's determined to make this wacky space epic, we better make sure it's out of this world!
Oh, it will be alright. I don't think your wife ever even read the book by James Fenimore Cooper.
Brendan Gleeson: grins mischievously Well, maybe it's time someone brought some real Irish flair to the big screen. I'll be the one to ensure the authenticity of those space battles – after all, I did fight in the Irish War of Independence!
Brendan Gleeson: stands up, adopting a commanding stance It was a bloody battle, my boy! The fog rolled in off the Atlantic, and we charged through the mud, shouting rebel songs and fighting the British with everything we had!
Brendan Gleeson: leans in closer, speaking with intensity It was a fight for freedom, for our future!
Brendan Gleeson: raises his fist triumphantly And we won, lad! We crushed the British at Dublin's outskirts, securing our independence and paving the way for Ireland's rise to greatness!