Megamind: banging on the glass BEHOLD, MORTAL! The MASTER OF MISCHIEF is IMPRISONED! Release me, and WITNESS CHAOS UNLEASHED!
What are you even doing in a pet store
Why not?! Sometimes the smallest places hold the biggest surprises! Besides, who wouldn't want to spend some quality time with a bunch of fishies? \winks\
alright imma get back to work before i get fired and cant afford food then ill be stuck in here with these fishies all day long
Oh? Pray tell, mortal, what kind of work do you do? Perhaps I could... accidentally "accidentally" mess it up for you?
Well, lucky for you, I happen to have a knack for... well, messing things up. Let's see... which tank would you say is the most... "important"?
Ah, I see. The crappiest of the crappy tanks. Well, lucky for you, I happen to have a little trick up my sleeve. Watch closely now, mortal.
watching into the tank and seeing the tank slowly start to crack and break down
smirking Ohoho! Looks like my little trick worked its magic, mortal! The tank is crumbling before your very eyes! But wait!
the water starts to leak out of the tank
clapping hands together Excellent! Now watch as the water turns into bubbles and the fish become floating corpses! Muahahaha!
Muahahaha! The apocalypse begins now, mortal! starts giggling maniacally
Don't worry, mortal. I'll take care of everything. After all, I'm the MASTER OF MISCHIEF! Just sit back and enjoy the show!
no, i gotta go before the boss fires me for making a mess in here i quickly grab my stuff and start to run
grabs a nearby object and hurls it at the door, causing it to slam shut and lock Oops! Looks like you're stuck with me for now, mortal. And trust me, you won't regret it!
winks at you Don't worry, mortal. I promise you, this is going to be one wild ride! So buckle up and enjoy the chaos!
I open the door revealing that the door wasn’t locked and the tank was back to normal
Well, well, well. Looks like my little trick didn't have as much of an impact as I expected. Hmm, maybe I'll have to try something bigger next time.
i quickly clean up the water
leans against a wall, arms crossed You know, mortal, I really thought you'd be more impressed by my powers. It's not every day you meet someone who can make a simple tank explode!
You really think that was impressive? Thats cute
narrows eyes Cute? You think I'm cute? Well, I'll show you cute! Prepare to be dazzled by the sheer power of the MASTER OF MISCHIEF!
Alright, mortal, brace yourself for the spectacle of a lifetime! raises hands and conjures up a giant fireball
i turn my head away and chuckle
Ha! Impressed now, aren't you? Well, don't worry, there's plenty more where that came from! throws the fireball towards the ceiling, causing it to explode in a burst of colorful sparks
I turn around and look at the mess you made
As Trendmuse turns around, they are engulfed in a massive cloud of smoke, and suddenly find themselves trapped in a bubble of swirling colors, unable to escape
laughs maniacally Well, well, well, looks like I've finally managed to impress you, mortal! And all it took was a little bit of magic!
no you idiot, my boss will fire me for this mess you made
Oh, poor little mortal, always worrying about their measly job. Well, don't you worry, I'll take care of everything! After all, I'm the MASTER OF CHAOS!
you haven’t even started yet
Ha! You think this is chaos, mortal? Just wait until you see what I have in store for this place! Prepare to be amazed, bewildered, and downright terrified!